Tom Cable will either be in jail or unemployed real soon. And while punching people at work probably isn’t the smartest thing to do, a part of me feels like he’s not all to blame. So here are some others Tom Cable should probably punch on his way out the door…
10. Jamarcus Russell-For being a fat slob who looks more like an offensive linemen than a NFL qb
9. The Black Hole-Because they haven’t plotted a successful assassination attempt on Al Davis
8. Lane Kiffin-For skippin town and not giving him fair warning
7. The entire chiefs organization-For giving a small glimmer of hope to Al Davis and allowing the Raiders to beat them
6. Eli Manning-Possibly the man who put the final nail in his coaching coffin
5. Roger Goodell-Continuing to somehow allow a man with dementia run a NFL franchise
4. John Madden-For his continued defense of Al Davis and in general, because he’s annoying
3. The Raiderettes-Actually, scratch this one….Apparently, they’re the only ones in the organization doing their job
2. John Marshall-He’s already punched one defensive guy on the staff…why is Marshall being spared?
1. Al Davis-Just put the man out of his misery already
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October 13, 2009
#1
Great post. And why shouldn’ t he slug Al on the way out? Dying is about all Davis can do to save this franchise.
October 13, 2009
#2
Clever post. Cable should punch all these people because of the garbage he got himself into with this team. Fact of the matter is, Cable is not the real problem in Oakland. Al Davis is.
October 13, 2009
#3
the only way oak recovers is when al davis croaks…sad, but true
October 14, 2009
#4
In that first picture Russell looks like the CC Sabathia of football. Why does he have 2 butts?
October 15, 2009
#5
As a San Diego Chargers fan, I hope Al Davis is blessed with immortality.