<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" > <channel><title>Comments on: 7 stupid things men do to impress women</title> <atom:link href="http://guyism.com/2009/10/7-stupid-things-men-do-to-impress-women.html/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://guyism.com/2009/10/7-stupid-things-men-do-to-impress-women.html</link> <description>What guys need.</description> <lastBuildDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 09:27:53 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item><title>By: itsasecret</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/10/7-stupid-things-men-do-to-impress-women.html/comment-page-1#comment-20704</link> <dc:creator>itsasecret</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 04:39:08 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=8990#comment-20704</guid> <description>Oh man it&#039;s funny how much men lie just to get sex...but then if that&#039;s really what they want, no one wants them to be honest...but I&#039;m female and into women so I don&#039;t care...Good God! You&#039;re impressed by men peeing in an arc? LMAO...you don&#039;t want a smart man, a respectable man, or a man with a good personality...you want a man who can pee perfectly..that&#039;s gives the hobo who lives right outside the Mickey D&#039;s near my house some hope!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh man it&#8217;s funny how much men lie just to get sex&#8230;but then if that&#8217;s really what they want, no one wants them to be honest&#8230;but I&#8217;m female and into women so I don&#8217;t care&#8230;</p><p>Good God! You&#8217;re impressed by men peeing in an arc? LMAO&#8230;you don&#8217;t want a smart man, a respectable man, or a man with a good personality&#8230;you want a man who can pee perfectly..that&#8217;s gives the hobo who lives right outside the Mickey D&#8217;s near my house some hope!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: learn skills</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/10/7-stupid-things-men-do-to-impress-women.html/comment-page-1#comment-20396</link> <dc:creator>learn skills</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 10:28:10 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=8990#comment-20396</guid> <description>Simple super ideas. One can follow in practical life.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Simple super ideas. One can follow in practical life.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: dknypg83</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/10/7-stupid-things-men-do-to-impress-women.html/comment-page-1#comment-20050</link> <dc:creator>dknypg83</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 10:24:18 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=8990#comment-20050</guid> <description>ahh, men are so stupid... damn it, i&#039;m a man!! lol... nice share btw... keep it up!! cheers...</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ahh, men are so stupid&#8230; damn it, i&#8217;m a man!! lol&#8230; nice share btw&#8230; keep it up!! cheers&#8230;</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: live soccer streaming</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/10/7-stupid-things-men-do-to-impress-women.html/comment-page-1#comment-19867</link> <dc:creator>live soccer streaming</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 13:32:28 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=8990#comment-19867</guid> <description>lol, nice share</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol, nice share</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: babyrapingsquidfucker</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/10/7-stupid-things-men-do-to-impress-women.html/comment-page-1#comment-19866</link> <dc:creator>babyrapingsquidfucker</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 13:18:23 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=8990#comment-19866</guid> <description>Shut up you stupid fucking troll you just wish you could have gotten busy with that little boy because you have a piss fetish</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shut up you stupid fucking troll you just wish you could have gotten busy with that little boy because you have a piss fetish</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: A girl</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/10/7-stupid-things-men-do-to-impress-women.html/comment-page-1#comment-19811</link> <dc:creator>A girl</dc:creator> <pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 01:34:46 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=8990#comment-19811</guid> <description>Guys! It&#039;s not that hard to impress a woman. Let me tell you. I was 4 and he was 4. We were playing on my patio. I was on my tricycle. He was standing at the edge of the patio, and all of a sudden, he was taking a leak. I knew he wasn&#039;t supposed to be doing that, outside in front of God and everybody, but OMG look at what he could do! He was peeing in a big, round arc! He was pretty proud of himself, but I was in awe. He was doing something I - to this day - can not do. I earn big bucks, I can fix my own car and my own plumbing, I&#039;m strong as an ox, and have no fear of mice. But I still can&#039;t do what that boy did. I have never, ever been so impressed with anything that any guy has done since then. So next time you want to impress a lady.....hey!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Guys! It&#39;s not that hard to impress a woman. Let me tell you. I was 4 and he was 4. We were playing on my patio. I was on my tricycle. He was standing at the edge of the patio, and all of a sudden, he was taking a leak. I knew he wasn&#39;t supposed to be doing that, outside in front of God and everybody, but OMG look at what he could do! He was peeing in a big, round arc! He was pretty proud of himself, but I was in awe. He was doing something I &#8211; to this day &#8211; can not do. I earn big bucks, I can fix my own car and my own plumbing, I&#39;m strong as an ox, and have no fear of mice. But I still can&#39;t do what that boy did. I have never, ever been so impressed with anything that any guy has done since then. So next time you want to impress a lady&#8230;..hey!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: GTT</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/10/7-stupid-things-men-do-to-impress-women.html/comment-page-1#comment-19508</link> <dc:creator>GTT</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 12:45:58 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=8990#comment-19508</guid> <description>You should have all points from her List - you know every woman has her List, that&#039;s it...</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You should have all points from her List &#8211; you know every woman has her List, that&#39;s it&#8230;</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: GTT</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/10/7-stupid-things-men-do-to-impress-women.html/comment-page-1#comment-19439</link> <dc:creator>GTT</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 07:45:58 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=8990#comment-19439</guid> <description>You should have all points from her List - you know every woman has her List, that&#039;s it...</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You should have all points from her List &#8211; you know every woman has her List, that&#39;s it&#8230;</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Hot relax</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/10/7-stupid-things-men-do-to-impress-women.html/comment-page-1#comment-19433</link> <dc:creator>Hot relax</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 02:05:02 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=8990#comment-19433</guid> <description>So funny and really these are good tips for men who want to impress women. The best way is you should follow yourself.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So funny and really these are good tips for men who want to impress women. The best way is you should follow yourself.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Brayden</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/10/7-stupid-things-men-do-to-impress-women.html/comment-page-1#comment-19059</link> <dc:creator>Brayden</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 05:00:24 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=8990#comment-19059</guid> <description>You&#039;ve decided to fill your jungle with a whole array of Mod Monkeys. And, just like their little hero, your birthday guests will be ready for a fun time. Make sure you supply it, and don&#039;t drive yourself bananas in the process, with some Mod Monkey birthday party supplies.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#39;ve decided to fill your jungle with a whole array of Mod Monkeys. And, just like their little hero, your birthday guests will be ready for a fun time. Make sure you supply it, and don&#39;t drive yourself bananas in the process, with some Mod Monkey birthday party supplies.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: hamilton</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/10/7-stupid-things-men-do-to-impress-women.html/comment-page-1#comment-18803</link> <dc:creator>hamilton</dc:creator> <pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:00:27 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=8990#comment-18803</guid> <description>It&#039;s true that we men sometimes do some stupid things to impress girls. but I don&#039;t think that you will be seeing me in a similar photo to these anytime soon.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#39;s true that we men sometimes do some stupid things to impress girls. but I don&#39;t think that you will be seeing me in a similar photo to these anytime soon.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: lorry</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/10/7-stupid-things-men-do-to-impress-women.html/comment-page-1#comment-18749</link> <dc:creator>lorry</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:17:00 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=8990#comment-18749</guid> <description>WOWOWOWOWO.when you look at the beautiful woman,are you excited now and do you want to do something?Gus,there is a convenient way======www.cougarlure.com=====to make you meet some rich and lonely woman to go with you&lt;br&gt;you just enter ======cougarlure.com=====,and it is OK.BE FREE</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WOWOWOWOWO.when you look at the beautiful woman,are you excited now and do you want to do something?Gus,there is a convenient way======www.cougarlure.com=====to make you meet some rich and lonely woman to go with you<br />you just enter ======cougarlure.com=====,and it is OK.BE FREE</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Tomi</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/10/7-stupid-things-men-do-to-impress-women.html/comment-page-1#comment-18501</link> <dc:creator>Tomi</dc:creator> <pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:13:16 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=8990#comment-18501</guid> <description>yes they do enjoy the company of douchebags... in the case where douchebag means &quot;not being a tool&quot;... and there&#039;s a diference... women see it, most men don&#039;t.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yes they do enjoy the company of douchebags&#8230; in the case where douchebag means &#8220;not being a tool&#8221;&#8230; and there&#8217;s a diference&#8230; women see it, most men don&#8217;t.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: daved</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/10/7-stupid-things-men-do-to-impress-women.html/comment-page-1#comment-18346</link> <dc:creator>daved</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:17:43 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=8990#comment-18346</guid> <description>I&#039;ll never do such things coz i m not that kinda guy, live free and live open thats what i think about life</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll never do such things coz i m not that kinda guy, live free and live open thats what i think about life</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Me</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/10/7-stupid-things-men-do-to-impress-women.html/comment-page-1#comment-18224</link> <dc:creator>Me</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:29:52 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=8990#comment-18224</guid> <description>So Jason, you are basically a piece of shit liar who has no worthwhile merits of your own. To compensate, you lie to women about having money or being a theif. I hope you get the STDs you deserve by the women who would fall for that type of nonsense.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So Jason, you are basically a piece of shit liar who has no worthwhile merits of your own. To compensate, you lie to women about having money or being a theif. I hope you get the STDs you deserve by the women who would fall for that type of nonsense.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: jimmy</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/10/7-stupid-things-men-do-to-impress-women.html/comment-page-1#comment-18096</link> <dc:creator>jimmy</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:16:24 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=8990#comment-18096</guid> <description>whoever wrote this article is a virgin because this is garbage.  like really dont ever write again.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>whoever wrote this article is a virgin because this is garbage.  like really dont ever write again.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Jason</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/10/7-stupid-things-men-do-to-impress-women.html/comment-page-1#comment-3378</link> <dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 14:42:24 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=8990#comment-3378</guid> <description>I have had my friends set-up scenarios for me, when they are introducing me to new girls. ie. 1-He won the lotto for 6.5 million 3 years ago SHHHHH nobody knows but me and now I told you &quot;make sure you don&#039;t tell anyone else&quot;. 2-I designed the logo for DVD...you know it&#039;s on everyone of them, I get paid for each one printed. 3-They would tell them I am actually a super thief who robbed 5 million dollars and I am waiting the 7 years to touch it so I can&#039;t get prosecuted..... 4-My friend used to tell girls his uncle was the owner of &quot;Gino&#039;s&quot; ices which is popular in nyc. there are many other stupid things we used to say and do...</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have had my friends set-up scenarios for me, when they are introducing me to new girls. ie.<br /> 1-He won the lotto for 6.5 million 3 years ago SHHHHH nobody knows but me and now I told you &#8220;make sure you don&#8217;t tell anyone else&#8221;.<br /> 2-I designed the logo for DVD&#8230;you know it&#8217;s on everyone of them, I get paid for each one printed.<br /> 3-They would tell them I am actually a super thief who robbed 5 million dollars and I am waiting the 7 years to touch it so I can&#8217;t get prosecuted&#8230;..<br /> 4-My friend used to tell girls his uncle was the owner of &#8220;Gino&#8217;s&#8221; ices which is popular in nyc.<br /> there are many other stupid things we used to say and do&#8230;</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: wyn kelly</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/10/7-stupid-things-men-do-to-impress-women.html/comment-page-1#comment-3377</link> <dc:creator>wyn kelly</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 12:52:29 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=8990#comment-3377</guid> <description>If I had to choose between a hunky, rich, famous guy w a farrari or the guy who makes me laugh so hard I wet my pants....lemme stock up on those adult diapers!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I had to choose between a hunky, rich, famous guy w a farrari or the guy who makes me laugh so hard I wet my pants&#8230;.lemme stock up on those adult diapers!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Eloka</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/10/7-stupid-things-men-do-to-impress-women.html/comment-page-1#comment-3366</link> <dc:creator>Eloka</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 08:04:50 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=8990#comment-3366</guid> <description>There are so few intelligent, honest; good looking men these day&#039;s. It makes me think maybe I should go for intelligent and honest and forget all about good looking. I know I&#039;d much rather be with an Einstein than a Tommy Lee.I am sick of people&#039;s attitudes; I don&#039;t really have much in common with these &#039;humanoids.&#039;</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are so few intelligent, honest; good looking men these day&#8217;s. It makes me think maybe I should go for intelligent and honest and forget all about good looking. I know I&#8217;d much rather be with an Einstein than a Tommy Lee.</p><p>I am sick of people&#8217;s attitudes; I don&#8217;t really have much in common with these &#8216;humanoids.&#8217;</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Jay Adler</title><link>http://guyism.com/2009/10/7-stupid-things-men-do-to-impress-women.html/comment-page-1#comment-3367</link> <dc:creator>Jay Adler</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 06:33:11 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogofhilarity.com/?p=8990#comment-3367</guid> <description>Sorry for the misundrstanding, you have my permission to regard my comment as a stand alone.Jay</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry for the misundrstanding, you have my permission to regard my comment as a stand alone.</p><p>Jay</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> </channel> </rss>
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