Anna Nicole Smith was in a movie called “Skyscraper” many years ago. And it was bad. But the reason it was bad was all of the editing the guys did…they removed the true essence of Anna Nicole. That essence which amounted to being a completely stoned, word-botching mess.

This is just a sloppy film job. Why read the lines to her and ask her to recite them back when you can just have her slur the words and keep them in the film? 90 minutes of Anna Nicole Smith prattling away and flopping around is infinitely better than a generic action film in which they pretend like she’s not two steps removed from retard.

That said, is it wrong that I find her hotter like this? I mean, as opposed to many of her other incarnations, it’s probably not much of a stretch to say you find her hot here as opposed to her current state. Though the Trimspa diet has probably been taken a bit too far at this point.