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Baby gets hit by train, survives

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Real or fake? An Australian mom tuned out for a second as her stroller, chock full of baby, rolled in front of an oncoming train. The baby survived with just a bump on the head. Holy sh*tness after the jump.

If this is a real thing, thank God the baby survived. I’m pretty sure as a parent, you probably couldn’t rebound from “I stopped paying attention and my baby rolled in front of a train.” Probably the worst thing that could ever happen to you as a parent.

At the same time, if this is real, I would not ever want to cross this baby. He survived A TRAIN ROLLING OVER HIM. I’m pretty confident I could beat up armies of babies if I had to since they’re not very athletic and very squishy, but if I saw this baby in a dark alley I’d probably walk the other way. They say Train Baby is the King of these streets.

  • Katherine Taylor
    October 17, 2009
    #1

    Woooh! that is just crazy! But i dont think that’s true, the bottom of a train has a lot metal stuff hanging from it. Its just a prank :)

  • Ariadne
    October 17, 2009
    #2
  • cammo
    October 19, 2009
    #3

    i can assure that was real, i’m from melbourne and it did happen, was a massive news story

  • Chris Spags
    October 19, 2009
    #4

    What if it was a viral marketing campaign for some new baby carriage? Jack’s Baby Carriage: Your Baby Won’t Die When Run Over by a Train. A very specific tagline, sure, but you know what you’re getting.

  • IreneColdman
    January 18, 2010
    #5

    That's just crazy and unbelieveable. I'm glad the child survived, but there are some serious questions to ask here…
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