It’s almost the weekend, which means that tomorrow is, in fact, Caturday. After the roaring success in my own mind that was the Cats with Wigs post, here’s the darker site of Catness. Here are three cats fighting over a steak.

While I can’t argue with the logic of the two cats who are fighting for ownership of the steak, I admire the outside-the-box thinking of Middle Cat, just eating it while the other two stupid cats just hiss like idiots.

That said, this video annoys me. The owner couldn’t just let one cat win? We got the one guy with his grabby paws out, so there were the other two left. How about we just let them tug of war until one wins? I’m telling you, people who make these videos really don’t consider the feelings of viewers who have degenerate gambling problems and made a wager on Middle Cat. What he lacked in hissing, he made up for in ingenuity and love of steak.