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File this one under “Inappropriate Time for Groping”

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There’s never really an appropriate time to group an unaware stranger. But there are certain times that somehow take that degree of awfulness and crank it up to eleven, like when you’re committing an unwanted groping of a nurse during your wife’s delivery.

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Ogden police have arrested a Bountiful man for allegedly groping a nurse who was helping the woman who was in labor with his child. Ogden police Lt. Loring Draper says 30-year-old Adam Jay Manning brought a pregnant woman to a hospital early Friday. Manning allegedly made a comment about how cute the nurse was who came to help the couple. Draper says he then allegedly told the nurse something looked wrong with her neck and attempted to massage it before grabbing her breast. The nurse pushed Manning away and reported the incident to police. He was arrested on suspicion of felony forcible sexual abuse and missed the birth of the child.

Draper says it’s unclear whether the woman who gave birth is married to Manning or is a girlfriend

The guy sure seems like a creep, but maybe he just couldn’t control himself. I mean is there any sexier time in life than when a woman is getting a 9 pound, goo covered parasite pulled through her sexual organs, damaging them violently while she, in spite of her mass consumption of drugs, screams like an animal as a team of doctors treat the incident like no big deal? Of course there isn’t. That’s why the only sex toy I have in my home is an uncooked Thanksgiving turkey.

[Fox13Now]

  • Arleen Bothwell
    October 15, 2009
    #1

    Thanks for that. You’ve won the biggest laugh of the day award.

  • Laddy
    February 7, 2010
    #2

    “That’s why the only sex toy I have in my home is an uncooked Thanksgiving turkey.”

    Tell me more, like do you use the included gravy packet and giblets too?

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