I’m a big fan of trailer remixes and this one mixing Saw and Home Alone certainly tickles my trailer-remix bone. Not for the faint of heart, especially if you’re a wool cap-clad criminal.

Scary little kids are the worst. Like the dead girl in The Ring or those little mutants in Children of the Corn. Even if you adopt a kid like that little girl in Orphan, she SPOILER ALERT might end up being a midget hooker who’ll try to kill you END SPOILER ALERT. You need to keep little kids in check and hopefully from acquiring these powers. That’s why when I have kids I won’t give them enough of their daily allotment of protein. Keep them nice and weak, just in case. Also save money. Really a win/win.