Who the hell is Luz Elena Gonzalez? Good question. Well, it turns out she is a Mexican actress known for her roles in soap operas and for having won the contest Nuestra Belleza Jalisco. Figures. A Mexican actress. How come Mexico doesn’t have any ugly actresses like we do up here? I mean, really. What are they doing in Mexico? I thought we were supposed to be the super power, but we still churn out actresses like Renee Zellweger, Kathy Bates and Sarah Jessica Parker. We suck.