Man, its one thing to take heat from some fat slob in a Yankees jersey.  You can always give him the finger when nobody’s looking.  (Trust me, I’ve been that fat slob before)

But what do you do when a 6 year old is taunting you?  Nothing….Just nothing

You just gotta stand there and take your medicine like a man.

Ok fine, maybe if I’m Pedro I try to bang that kid’s mom after the game.  That’ll teach the kid to show up an athlete of Pedro’s caliber.

And come on, let’s not lie to ourselves here.  That’s a hot MILF.  Don’t tell me you didn’t notice.

Chick looks like Denise Richards….I’d hit it in a second.  And Pedro should take what he can get.  He’s one ugly mofo.