In college, I once helped some cops administer sobriety tests. Basically, they put my buddies and I in a room and fed us alcohol. The highest they allowed anyone to get was .15. At that point, not a single person there could pass a sobriety test.
Miguel Cabrera blew a .26 at 6am Saturday morning. Quite an impressive feat to tell you the truth. In fact, I’d bet a majority of people could not even stand at that level.
But hey, Miguel was going to hit a 95 mph fastball that night. Anyways, in honor of Miguel’s extreme drunkenness, we give you
“People drunker than Miguel Cabrera”
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October 6, 2009
#1
I don't remember this sobriety experiment you speak of….where was I? Do you remember my old roomie Kristen (the crazy one who lived upstairs and had a boyfriend)? The girl doing the splits looks just like her!
October 6, 2009
#2
the girl in the pic does sorta look like her…actually, I hope its not her
And you were probably already drunk that day
October 6, 2009
#3
That girl on the picnic table looks like that Julie girl that used to live down the street from you.
October 6, 2009
#4
The kid in the gray t-shirt in the third picture looks like that guy that used to live with you.
October 6, 2009
#5
That does kinda look like me…except I have a much better booty! haha
And trust me, Kristen was never that much fun.
October 7, 2009
#6
PROVE IT!!!
October 7, 2009
#7
hilarious