I’m not going to sit here and pretend I know everything about comic books. But I do know a lot about protruding boners at inappropriate times, and it seems like the Scarlet Spider is indeed seconds away from shooting web at the prospect of seeing Lady Deadpool in this photo.

Sure Lady Deadpool’s body looks good in skintight lycra, but that’s hardly boner inducing. I mean, anyone in shape could look good in skintight lycra. You could probably take Robert Reed in his final days, shove some Nerf balls in this costume, and parade him around as the bell of the ball and all the guys would be fawning all over him (in between breaks for soup). So I guess my point is that you should try to conserve your boners more. Reduce your carboner footprint.

[Bleeding Cool]