Comments on: 7 surefire ways to ruin this year’s Thanksgiving

By: sayings

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By: Stronghold96

Stronghold96 — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:06:33 +0000

When I was younger, I was in the Navy and married to a heinous bitch. We lived in Chicago and I trained recruits for a living. Each Thanksgiving we would head to the city to visit her aunt and uncle. Well, fuck that. I brought two hip flasks along for me and her uncle Pete. We would get shitfaced drunk, make fun of everyone, watch the game and make the women bring us more drinks. Sitting through dinner was always a hoot, especially when they had guests over. Cue the farts uncle pete! That old bastard could let em rip on cue. He made one lady heave up her dinner one year. Another year we both tried to fit the word “cunt” into as much conversation as possible. Yeah, it was a riot to a normally fucking-eat-the-gun-to-get-out-of-your-own-misery type day. So a word of advice, I am no longer married to that evil fat hun slave driver, I ran out of whiskey and realized WTF? She is like thanksgiving, a real downer. That fucked up at least three thanksgivings after I removed myself from the family, her uncle Pete (rest in peace Hellraiser!) kicked the bucket and her attitude is enough to make rain fall out of a perfectly blue sky. The advice? Drunk is more fun, but its twice as fun when you have help!

By: Stronghold96

Stronghold96 — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:06:33 +0000

When I was younger, I was in the Navy and married to a heinous bitch. We lived in Chicago and I trained recruits for a living. Each Thanksgiving we would head to the city to visit her aunt and uncle. Well, fuck that. I brought two hip flasks along for me and her uncle Pete. We would get shitfaced drunk, make fun of everyone, watch the game and make the women bring us more drinks. Sitting through dinner was always a hoot, especially when they had guests over. Cue the farts uncle pete! That old bastard could let em rip on cue. He made one lady heave up her dinner one year. Another year we both tried to fit the word "cunt" into as much conversation as possible. Yeah, it was a riot to a normally fucking-eat-the-gun-to-get-out-of-your-own-misery type day. So a word of advice, I am no longer married to that evil fat hun slave driver, I ran out of whiskey and realized WTF? She is like thanksgiving, a real downer. That fucked up at least three thanksgivings after I removed myself from the family, her uncle Pete (rest in peace Hellraiser!) kicked the bucket and her attitude is enough to make rain fall out of a perfectly blue sky. The advice? Drunk is more fun, but its twice as fun when you have help!

By: AnnaInTheHouse

AnnaInTheHouse — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:30:21 +0000

I think are all sure ways to kick the holiday season into gear. I am flying to texas to meet my new half bro (thanks dad) so i will let you know if thats truly the way to ruin Thanksgiving (i am thinking yes)

By: werewolf1

werewolf1 — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:26:08 +0000

I completely agree with this list. As someone who was too young to drink at previous family thanksgivings and am now 21 it annoys me that we have adopted a new "no drinks" policy. I plan on testing this policy fully and then announcing that I am gay again.

By: testt

testt — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:38:17 +0000

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