I thought the FCC was going to curb this kind of stuff after the Janet Jackson fiasco? I mean, what’s worse, Jackson’s pastie or getting treated to a full moon in HD?

As for Hester himself, a word of advice perhaps. Granted, I’m no Tim Gunn but I think this should suffice.

Maybe, just maybe invest in some Hanes or Fruit of the looms. Hell, you can have it custom made to form fit you if needs be. Some kind of mold perhaps?

I’m sure it can be done. Anything to avoid seeing your butt plastered all over my TV.