Some guy named Tyler Shields (my latest hero) got Hayden Panettiere to do some mock fellatio on a machine gun for a photograph. He also had her spray champagne all over her hot little midget body and took a video of it. Yeah… I am totally in the wrong line of work. I just hope that Tyler diesn’t get into any trouble for giving a minor alcohol. Hate to see a guy be punished for bringing so much joy to the world.

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