Kids are always putting on shows, be it dancing around or dressing up in silly outfits or getting married and having a baby. But sometimes their shows end in hilarious failure, like this little girl and her “stuffed animal dog show.”
Sadly, I can actually relate to this little girl. That’s right, it’s Actually True Embarrassing Story Time. When I was four, I was a big fan of Ghostbusters. My family threw a small, family-only birthday party so fortunately none of my friends were there. I danced around to the Ghostbusters theme for everyone to see, something I called my “Ghostbusters dance” (The Ghostbusters never danced so I have no clue why this was my way of paying tribute to them). Being four years old, my coordination was perhaps not where it needed to be. As my parents filmed my dance, I stumbled and smashed head first into the glass door of our brand new wall unit. My parents were horrified, though I assume they were also stifling back laughter. I survived without injury, fortunately for society, but the video remained. My dad wanted to submit it to America’s Funniest Home Videos but my mom made him erase the tape.
And that’s what I blame my erectile dysfunction on. Hopefully putting “erectile dysfunction” in the same post as that video don’t get me on some sort of watch list. Actually, that should be fine, you can probably only get put on those once, right?
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