People regularly stop me on the street and go, “Chris, we love Guyism. But I have to ask, when are you going to cover the Miss Gay Brazil pageant?” And I have to tell them that I just don’t know, we’re so busy with all the hot chick stuff and Utah senator double entendres that it’s hard to fit in. But today is your lucky day fictional people stopping me on the street…Miss Gay Brazil got hisher wig torn off in hilarious fashion.
The best part is how you can totally see the anger rising in the wig thief behind himher (see himher there in the still shot, bottom right corner with the Rihanna hair).
To translate, Miss Gay Brazil said “With a wig or without, I’m still Miss Gay Brazil. And no one can take that away.” Which is a surprising amount of dignity and classiness from someone who just got hisher’s wig taken off. So kudos to you, Miss Gay Brazil. Let us hope that you and I never cross paths in a poorly lit Brazilian whorehouse.
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