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Plastic surgeon gives new wife eight surgeries to pretty her up

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Plastic surgeons have a bit of a God complex, but never has it been so present as in this one case from England. A British plastic surgeon took his new wife (whom he married for her “potential”) then cut her up left and right for five years, with her approval, to make her into his ideal woman. Yeah.

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Reza Vossough hated 33-year-old Cany’s body, but they tied the knot anyway after he spotted her “potential,” The Sun reported.

Vossough then performed eight operations to change his bride’s chest, thighs, eyes and face. Vossough spent five years pumping 1,600 grams of silicone into her body, boosting her size A chest to a fuller F cup.

He also enhanced her lips, lifted her eyelids and de-creased her forehead. The former waitress also had nip-and-tuck ops to her behind, tummy and thighs and countless Botox injections.

Only after $29,736 of cosmetic surgery did Vossough, 48, fall in love with his wife.

And his wife is thrilled with the transformation. “When your husband is a plastic surgeon, then the scalpel is your friend,” Cany told The Sun.

Cany actually didn’t look that bad before the surgery. But check out the after photos (maybe NSFW).

The woman makes a living as a professional model, so she must be somewhat happy (what woman wouldn’t be thrilled with getting to stay still and be given money). But this is pretty messed up. I mean, I don’t have a vagina (other than the one in a glass jar above my desk that I keep for good luck) so maybe I can’t be a spokesperson for feminism here, but this just seems terrible. Especially when you consider that she kind of looks like a tranny now. That’s the problem with plastic surgery…you get a little done, maybe it’s all good. A little more, still okay. Then too much and all of a sudden you look like you should be in a leopard print dress with your large back sticking out as you’re exchanging inappropriate kisses with a gentleman of confused sexuality. All of the shame of hooking up with a tranny and none of the perks.

[Fox News]

  • electric cigarette
    November 3, 2009
    #1

    Good to know this…. Prettying her up is a good job boyee!

  • Smack_Deuce
    November 3, 2009
    #2

    I wish I were surprised by this. look at brook burke. You think she wasn’t getting some kind of treatment for her ex husband, who was a plastic surgeon.

    You think there are not a bunch of things that plastic docs don’t do for free, for their wives of girls?

    I think there is nothing to be had from thinking that this is the only doctor that has done this.

    But then again. if they had been married for a number of years and they had been doing this for a number of decades, then I would be shocked. At that point, she would be addicted and he would be using her as a plastic surgery muse, to build a plastic screw doll.

    Now THAT would be creepy.

  • Anonymus
    November 3, 2009
    #3

    What perks?

  • Chris Spags
    November 3, 2009
    #4

    @Anonymous – Free wigs, mostly.

  • Reggie
    November 3, 2009
    #5

    NICE WORK!! Not really necessary, but still.. NICE!!!

  • Dog Breeds
    November 3, 2009
    #6

    Mirroring some of the other comments… Wasn’t really necessary at all, but that guy really is skilled isn’t he.

  • face
    November 3, 2009
    #7

    Welcome to the internet……WORTHLESS WITHOUT F*CKING PICTURES!!!

  • Chris Spags
    November 3, 2009
    #8

    @Face – The photo agency who exclusively has the photos is very litigious, which is why there are links on the first line under the blockquote.

  • Isaac
    November 3, 2009
    #9

    She still looks like a man,

  • Hans Wurst
    November 3, 2009
    #10

    Other women pay through their noses for this kinda stuff and he’s now evil for doing it for free for his wife? Okey dokey…

  • otho
    November 4, 2009
    #11

    oh neat, he built himself a hooker.

  • TOBY
    November 4, 2009
    #12

    Now she can leave him and find a man who will love her for who she is on the inside.

    /s

  • Paul5
    November 4, 2009
    #13

    That’s pretty expensive, I guess he never heard can’t buy love

  • Katherine Taylor
    November 5, 2009
    #14

    WTF! If i was the girl i would not agree to that, obviously she has issues

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