Note I said “Rihanna’s new album LOOKS good”, not SOUNDS good, because I have no idea what it sounds like. What am I a music critic? I am, however, a critic of babes getting all slutted up and Rihanna gets a solid two thumbs up for these album and promo pics. You know, I should get me a partner, maybe a short, fat guy with glasses and do up a syndicated TV show and have us sitting in a dark theater giving out reviews of slutted up babes. Lord knows it’d be more interesting than 90% of what’s on TV right now.

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