I thought that with it being Monday morning and everyone pretty much hating their lives at this point what could I do for you? How about a sexy Greek babe? In a bikini? Doing the Jessica Alba pose? Yeah, that’ll perk you up won’t it? Meet Menia Mathioudaki. Who the hell is Menia Mathioudaki, you say? Well, my super in-depth research finds that Menia was Miss Photogenia in 2008. Next question: What the hell is Miss Photogenia? No idea, but I bet it has something to do with how good she looks in these photos.

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