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The 12 hottest female sports uniforms

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Over the years, women have proven to be stellar athletes and, over time, some experts expect women to be able to compete and defeat male athletes. But that doesn’t mean they don’t look downright foxy in their different uniforms.

The Beach Volleyball Bikini

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By far, the Gold Medal of Sports Uniforms.  You could put the ugliest professional beach volleyballer out there and every dude would be staring at her backside.  That’s what you get for wearing a bikini and calling it a uniform.

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The Tennis Skirt

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An oldie and a classic.  Truly stands the test of time.  Although, lately women have gone with the  tight shorts and or suit look (Serena Williams anyone?), the skirt is still the consensus winner for tennis.

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The Gymnastics Leotard

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Very underrated but very much appreciated.  Just make sure you’re staring at someone who is of age.  In fact, stick to the college competitions to avoid looking like a pedophile.

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Track and Field Shorts/Tank Top

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Hard to ignore the popularity explosion of girls like Allison Stokke and other pole vaulters who flaunt their backside but you can’t ignore the runners who try to wear the flimsiest shorts possible in an effort to gain that extra advantage.

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Indoor Volleyball Shorts

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There is a human being out there (probably a man) who decided that girls needed for some odd reason to wear these uncomfortable and extremely short shorts.  I pray to that unknown person every day.

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Cheerleading Uniform

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Debatable whether its a sport but they get the nod because as my friend said “they do have competitions”.  I think that was code for, “they’re in short skirts, put them on the list or I kill you”.

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Field Hockey skirt

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Not often seen unless you’re watching the Olympics or ESPNU for a random college game.  Nonetheless, an extremely strong competitor in this category.

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Surfing wetsuit

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Another one of those sports that we just don’t get to see enough.  Probably because none of us know whats going on and what constitutes a good score.  But if they could just focus on the bikini bottom and wetsuit, we could probably figure out everything from there.

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Soccer Shorts

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Most would say that the soccer uniform has no business on this list but yet, its one of the few sports where a woman can be overtly muscular and still remain attractive.  Helps if the shorts ride a little high….I’m just sayin

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Netball Dress

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Very unknown sport that was derived from basketball.  However,  they were smart enough to add some sex appeal and put them in these one piece dresses.  Not common in the States for sure and more of an English/Australian/New Zealand thing….which is fine by me.

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Figure skating attire

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Dresses, skirts, shorts….whatever these ladies put on seem to work well.  Probably because most of them could fit into a suitcase but hey, I’m not complaining.

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Golf Shorts

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Fair to assume that us men hate women on the golf course.  They’re slow and they often don’t advance the ball beyond 50 yards.  But those outfits could make Bea Arthur look attractive….(ok, maybe not her…RIP Bea)

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(Didn’t make the cut:  Basketball, Swimming, Softball, Ice Hockey)

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  • Red 'Stang
    November 4, 2009
    #1

    Where is roller derby? The uniforms beat the heck outa soccer shorts!!! Oh, and before you wonder, YES it’s a sport – check ESPN.

  • A. Isaac
    November 4, 2009
    #2

    terrible omission on my part

  • Katherine Taylor
    November 5, 2009
    #3

    I personally for the tennis skirt look, really girly :)

  • Pembrokeshire
    November 5, 2009
    #4

    what about some of the ballroom dancing outfits, they can be amazing

  • Mike Scotting
    November 5, 2009
    #5

    I think you’ll find that Basket ball was derived from Netball – can’t complain with the imagery though…

  • rocketmanrich
    November 5, 2009
    #6

    A boy your size shouldnt know that volleyball shorts are uncomfortable.

  • Transcontinental
    November 5, 2009
    #7

    Sometimes I forget to look at the score, true :)

  • A. Isaac
    November 5, 2009
    #8

    @rich…Im big boned’d

  • Living with Balls
    November 5, 2009
    #9

    Volleyball shorts have my vote.

  • douche larue
    November 5, 2009
    #10

    This is why women’s beach volleyball is my favorite professional sport.

  • RFS
    November 5, 2009
    #11

    Indoor volleyball shorts…definitely.

  • KaBone
    November 6, 2009
    #12

    Uh, HELLO?! Track & Field hands down, with gymnasts a close second. There’s just too much cottage cheese stuffed into those volleyball shorts. The tennis skirt is timeless and classy. The golf short/skirt when they pick up the ball. Beach volley ball only if you don’t look at who’s in them. I have issues with nylons over great legs so pro cheerleaders and skaters are out. Put on fishnets and we’ll talk. Field hockey, very classy. You’ll get no complaints from me on the wetsuit. Netballers obviously were shorts underneath so it’s confusing. Soccer is a beautiful game, but the outfits are too masculine. They even yell out, ‘Man on’ when someone comes up to defend.

  • Mathias
    November 6, 2009
    #13

    Yes, thank you! Finally someone who mentions field hockey skirts. They look very nice in motion.

  • srcstcbstrd
    November 8, 2009
    #14

    Wait a minute, what about the high cut bathing suits that platform divers wear?

  • eric
    November 12, 2009
    #15

    those aren’t surfing “wetsuits” those are simply rashguards and bikini bottoms. a rashguard is completely different from a wetsuit that, in its smallest form, is at least knee length. a rashguard as shown is basically underarmor for surfers and mostly worn during competitions for the judges to tell each surfer apart. they’re used on a day to day basis for uv protection and to stop skin irritation that generally comes about from friction between the surfer and the wax on their board. oh, and wetsuits are much thicker to insulate the surfer from cold water.

  • A. Isaac
    November 12, 2009
    #16

    thanks Eric….should have done my research

  • Drecjax
    November 30, 2009
    #17

    Apparently the only hot female athletes are white.

  • kzlara
    December 2, 2009
    #18

    i know so bogus

  • V-Ball Addict
    December 4, 2009
    #19

    Indoor volleyball. Perfect women's sport uniform. If you gotta adjust your shorts after every point your shorts are too small. Not that I'm complaining ;-)

  • V-Ball Addict
    December 4, 2009
    #20

    Indoor volleyball. Perfect women's sport uniform. If you gotta adjust your shorts after every point your shorts are too small. Not that I'm complaining ;-)

  • Jimmy P.
    February 2, 2010
    #21

    wouldnt you think softball would be on here? just sayin…think about it

  • A. Isaac
    February 2, 2010
    #22

    really?

    which one should it replace?

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