
Over the years, women have proven to be stellar athletes and, over time, some experts expect women to be able to compete and defeat male athletes. But that doesn’t mean they don’t look downright foxy in their different uniforms.
The Beach Volleyball Bikini
By far, the Gold Medal of Sports Uniforms. You could put the ugliest professional beach volleyballer out there and every dude would be staring at her backside. That’s what you get for wearing a bikini and calling it a uniform.
The Tennis Skirt
An oldie and a classic. Truly stands the test of time. Although, lately women have gone with the tight shorts and or suit look (Serena Williams anyone?), the skirt is still the consensus winner for tennis.
The Gymnastics Leotard
Very underrated but very much appreciated. Just make sure you’re staring at someone who is of age. In fact, stick to the college competitions to avoid looking like a pedophile.
Track and Field Shorts/Tank Top
Hard to ignore the popularity explosion of girls like Allison Stokke and other pole vaulters who flaunt their backside but you can’t ignore the runners who try to wear the flimsiest shorts possible in an effort to gain that extra advantage.
Indoor Volleyball Shorts
There is a human being out there (probably a man) who decided that girls needed for some odd reason to wear these uncomfortable and extremely short shorts. I pray to that unknown person every day.
Cheerleading Uniform
Debatable whether its a sport but they get the nod because as my friend said “they do have competitions”. I think that was code for, “they’re in short skirts, put them on the list or I kill you”.
Field Hockey skirt
Not often seen unless you’re watching the Olympics or ESPNU for a random college game. Nonetheless, an extremely strong competitor in this category.
Surfing wetsuit
Another one of those sports that we just don’t get to see enough. Probably because none of us know whats going on and what constitutes a good score. But if they could just focus on the bikini bottom and wetsuit, we could probably figure out everything from there.
Soccer Shorts
Most would say that the soccer uniform has no business on this list but yet, its one of the few sports where a woman can be overtly muscular and still remain attractive. Helps if the shorts ride a little high….I’m just sayin
Netball Dress
Very unknown sport that was derived from basketball. However, they were smart enough to add some sex appeal and put them in these one piece dresses. Not common in the States for sure and more of an English/Australian/New Zealand thing….which is fine by me.
Figure skating attire
Dresses, skirts, shorts….whatever these ladies put on seem to work well. Probably because most of them could fit into a suitcase but hey, I’m not complaining.
Golf Shorts
Fair to assume that us men hate women on the golf course. They’re slow and they often don’t advance the ball beyond 50 yards. But those outfits could make Bea Arthur look attractive….(ok, maybe not her…RIP Bea)
(Didn’t make the cut: Basketball, Swimming, Softball, Ice Hockey)











































































November 4, 2009
#1
Where is roller derby? The uniforms beat the heck outa soccer shorts!!! Oh, and before you wonder, YES it’s a sport – check ESPN.
November 4, 2009
#2
terrible omission on my part
November 5, 2009
#3
I personally for the tennis skirt look, really girly
November 5, 2009
#4
what about some of the ballroom dancing outfits, they can be amazing
November 5, 2009
#5
I think you’ll find that Basket ball was derived from Netball – can’t complain with the imagery though…
November 5, 2009
#6
A boy your size shouldnt know that volleyball shorts are uncomfortable.
November 5, 2009
#7
Sometimes I forget to look at the score, true
November 5, 2009
#8
@rich…Im big boned’d
November 5, 2009
#9
Volleyball shorts have my vote.
November 5, 2009
#10
This is why women’s beach volleyball is my favorite professional sport.
November 5, 2009
#11
Indoor volleyball shorts…definitely.
November 6, 2009
#12
Uh, HELLO?! Track & Field hands down, with gymnasts a close second. There’s just too much cottage cheese stuffed into those volleyball shorts. The tennis skirt is timeless and classy. The golf short/skirt when they pick up the ball. Beach volley ball only if you don’t look at who’s in them. I have issues with nylons over great legs so pro cheerleaders and skaters are out. Put on fishnets and we’ll talk. Field hockey, very classy. You’ll get no complaints from me on the wetsuit. Netballers obviously were shorts underneath so it’s confusing. Soccer is a beautiful game, but the outfits are too masculine. They even yell out, ‘Man on’ when someone comes up to defend.
November 6, 2009
#13
Yes, thank you! Finally someone who mentions field hockey skirts. They look very nice in motion.
November 8, 2009
#14
Wait a minute, what about the high cut bathing suits that platform divers wear?
November 12, 2009
#15
those aren’t surfing “wetsuits” those are simply rashguards and bikini bottoms. a rashguard is completely different from a wetsuit that, in its smallest form, is at least knee length. a rashguard as shown is basically underarmor for surfers and mostly worn during competitions for the judges to tell each surfer apart. they’re used on a day to day basis for uv protection and to stop skin irritation that generally comes about from friction between the surfer and the wax on their board. oh, and wetsuits are much thicker to insulate the surfer from cold water.
November 12, 2009
#16
thanks Eric….should have done my research
November 30, 2009
#17
Apparently the only hot female athletes are white.
December 2, 2009
#18
i know so bogus
December 4, 2009
#19
Indoor volleyball. Perfect women's sport uniform. If you gotta adjust your shorts after every point your shorts are too small. Not that I'm complaining
December 4, 2009
#20
Indoor volleyball. Perfect women's sport uniform. If you gotta adjust your shorts after every point your shorts are too small. Not that I'm complaining
February 2, 2010
#21
wouldnt you think softball would be on here? just sayin…think about it
February 2, 2010
#22
really?
which one should it replace?