Comments on: The 14 most awesome fake products from The Simpsons

By: halocursed

halocursed — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 07:45:59 +0000

Oh how I love the Simpsons. Their creative love for imagination is beautiful. A mind that can think of a strawberry burrito is a mind I’d love to pick for ideas.

By: Kate

Kate — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 22:34:58 +0000

I am extremely late on this post, but what about the Flaming Moe! (originally the Flaming Homer) the secret ingredient is children’s cough syrup!

lil wayne owes the Simpsons!

By: Bob's Blitz

Bob's Blitz — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:16:28 +0000

Agree with Steve…Make up gun set to whore = #1 product. Favored by many ESPN hosts.

By: RSG

RSG — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:50:11 +0000

My nomination for missing from the list: “chewable Prozac for kids” (offered to Bart by Lunchlady Doris in ep 2F32). “Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness.” Cracks me up every time I see the episode…

By: not telling you

not telling you — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:37:21 +0000

dude, MR. SPARKLE !!!

By: RabbiMarauder

RabbiMarauder — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:04:25 +0000

“I was trying to include the most ridiculous product IDEAS, or those with the funniest names.”
Then you should have titled the article “14 Most Hillarious Fake Products From The Simpsons.” As this is supposed to be the most awesome list, your disclusion of the most awesome Mr. Sparkle is why you fail.

By: DS

DS — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:51:39 +0000

I know it’s similar to real products, but Dr. Nicks sugar cube maker and the juice loosener always make me laugh.

“You get all that juice from one sack of oranges?”

By: nickmagoo

nickmagoo — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:42:54 +0000

I concur with the omissions of fine products such as Tomacco, Mr. Sparkle, Duff, and Conyanero – but also you forgot the best part about Malk, which is that it’s made of rat’s milk (it puts the R in Vitamin R)

By: Bill

Bill — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:59:10 +0000

Cool Ranch Soda

By: Balloo

Balloo — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:16:15 +0000

What about the Canyonero from the rarely aired Krust the Clown standup/sellout episode? They even made a 2 minute long song/ad for that thing.

By: Wally

Wally — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:40:32 +0000

Actually, Duff does exist. See, Fox never trademarked Duff in Mexico, so a beer company sells Duff. For real… google it. “Duff Mexico”

By: Monica Dickey

Monica Dickey — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:39:20 +0000

Malk is my all-time favorite. Now with vitamin R.

By: asdasdasd

asdasdasd — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:46:44 +0000

no tommaco , no duff, no mr sparkle? this list = FAIL.

By: thatguy

thatguy — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:54:14 +0000

what about any of the fine ‘lil bastard’ brand products?
lil’ bastard clock tampering kit.
lil’ bastard mayhem set.

By: Mr. X

Mr. X — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:35:53 +0000

“And that’s how your turn a bunch of guns into one.”
-Moe

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:04:22 +0000

These are pretty much copies of things that are already made. Even though it is hilarious.

By: Tardius

Tardius — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:14:08 +0000

Let us not forget Krusty® Brand Non-Dairy Partially Gelatinated Beverages. Goes great with Krusty® burgers!

By: Ted Waldeck

Ted Waldeck — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:47:55 +0000

Canned Plankton (“you fatcats threw out your plankton”)

By: Ted Waldeck

Ted Waldeck — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:46:48 +0000

A Bort License Plate

By: Dr.Gee

Dr.Gee — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:44:21 +0000

“Kid’s Chewable Morphine, from early episode where marge loses it”

wasnt it Flintstones Chewable Morphine?
cant forget Krusty Brand Cough Syrup.

Forget the name of the 2 story RV Homer wanted.

The list should definitely be 50.