Amazingly, Dancing With the Stars just concluded its 9th season on ABC (won by some sexy lady named Donny Osmond).  Since 2005, fans have seen over 100 competitors put on their dancing shoes and attempt moves they’ve never done before.  And while some have failed miserably, others have been pleasant surprises.  But more importantly, we’ve been treated to some extremely lovely ladies who may make the show bearable. Barely.

So without further adieu, here are the 15 Hottest Dancing With the Stars competitors.

Stacy Keibler
Season 2, Finished 3rd
Former WWE Diva

With her long legs (she’s 6′1) and coordination from years of training as a pro wrestler, Stacy made a big showing.

Brooke Burke
Season 7, Finished 1st
Model, TV Host

Her being able to win was even more impressive when you consider she has to be carrying about 25% of her body weight up top. Like a sexy Pez dispenser.

Kim Kardashian
Season 7, Finished 11th
Reality TV Star

Kim Kardashian showed all the grace and coordination of her New Orleans Saints RB boyfriend Reggie Bush falling down after 2 yards due to a light tickle from a defensive back.

Holly Madison
Season 8, Finished 11th
Playboy Model

One would think that a half-decade of carrying around corpse-in-training Hugh Hefner like the Bernie Lomax he is would have prepared Holly for the physical strain of dancing.

Kelly Monaco
Season 1, Finished 1st
Model

The former Playboy Playmate of the Month proved that just because you showed your cooch for money doesn’t mean you can’t samba, proving Albert Einstein’s decades-old hypothesis incorrect.

Toni Braxton
Season 7, Finished 8th
Singer

One would think that being a professional singer and spending so much time around music would make you dance less like an injured gazelle. One would be wrong.

Paulina Porizkova
Season 4, Finished 11th
Supermodel

Porizkova was the first celebrity voted off the show in her season. A season which included former 90210 star Ian Ziering. It’s not clear what was more painful: Being the first eliminated or being proven to be less talented than Ian Ziering.

Melissa Rycroft
Season 8, Finished 3rd
Reality TV Star

Rycroft’s fame leading up to Dancing with the Stars included a mediocre showing on another ABC hit The Bachelor and on CMT’s Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team. Apparently the “star” portion of this selection involved the logos on her former team’s helmets.

Joanna Krupa
Season 9, Finished 4th
Supermodel

Though Krupa had a solid showing, nothing could possibly top her performance as Terrell Owens’ archnemesis on The Superstars. Supermodels: So like us!

Melanie Brown (Scary Spice)
Season 5, Finished 2nd
Singer

Melanie Brown, an active dancer with the Spice Girls, finished second to Helio Castroneves, Indy car driver. It’s okay to be somewhat alarmed, and perhaps sexually confused, by the fact that you might get a better lap dance at a strip club from a Brazilian man than you would a former Spice Girl.

Josie Maran
Season 5, Finished 12th
Actress, Model

Gorgeous, absolutely. But you’ve seen better dancing coming from an 18th century rummy getting his feet shot at by a ruthless sheriff.

Willa Ford
Season 3, Finished 7th
Singer

The singer of the hit song “I Wanna Be Bad” finally achieved her goal through the magic of dance.

Vivica A. Fox
Season 3, Finished 8th
Actress

Fox’s performance on the show paved the way for her portrayal of a physically impeded cancer patient on this season of HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Shannon Elizabeth
Season 6, Finished 6th
Actress, Model

A perfectly acceptable performance from a woman whose claim to fame involves being beat off to by Jason Biggs. You and me both, sister.

Denise Richards
Season 8, Finished 12th
Actress

Her 2nd-eliminated performance proved that she’s about as believable as a dancer as she is portraying herself on Denise Richards: It’s Complicated.

Honorable Mentions: Natalie Coughlin, Shawn Johnson, Tia Carrere, Melissa Joan Hart, Kathy Ireland, Trista Sutter, Sabrina Bryan, Jennie Garth, Misty-May Treanor