Typically when you find a nude woman in your daily travels, it’s a good day (assuming you don’t work at Jack’s Emporium of Crazy Fat Naked Ladies). But apparently it is possible to completely ruin the sexiness of a naked woman in your yard by having her screaming, wielding a sword.

Police take a woman into custody after they claim she was found holding a sword in a threatening manner.

They say it happened on West Johnson Street in River Falls Sunday morning. Officers say the woman was nude, holding the sword and was screaming. She was taken into custody and then moved to a medical facility.

I’m sure there’s a logical reason for this. Maybe she just had to fight off a hoard of zombies. Or maybe she just wanted to take a leisurely morning walk in the nude with her most favorite sword. People are too quick to judge others as having poor intentions. Just because someone walks over in the nude violently swinging a sword doesn’t mean that they’re a threat. That could just be how she says, “Hello” or “Pardon me neighbor, but do you have any sugar?” Here in America, we’re supposed to respect people’s personal differences, whether it be race, creed, or tendency to walk around butt naked swinging a sword. It’s no worse than Scientology.

[WQOW, Image Credit]