I once declared a young white rapper named Boostalk the Worst Rapper Ever. And I may seriously need to reevaluate that. This entry via Buzzfeed of a gentleman named Raed (or RAE2THEMOTHERF*CKEND) from Australia is certainly worthy of consideration for the title of Worst Rapper Alive.

It’s easy to make a snide comment about his not-so-good voice or his inability to stay atop a beat or his stupid face or how he makes the same hand gestures over and over or how he doesn’t seem to know how to breathe correctly while rapping or how the beat sounds like it was made a child who quickly got bored of his Casio keyboard or how he rhymed “hot” with “hot” or how he doesn’t seem like he’s comfortable existing in reality. Very easy. Oh, I didn’t have a follow-up point there or anything, just wanted to point out that it was easy to save you some effort.

But to be nice, since it is the holiday season, I really respect that the women were not nearly as ugly as his rapping deserved. Then again, he might find it hard to get women more in line with his talent women. As far as I know, there aren’t a whole lot of women who’ve survived getting beaten in the face by a large mallet.