Archive for January 2010
Guyism After Dark: UpCheerleader of the day
Rutgers sorority girls arrested for spanking pledges
Super WAG Alena Seredova and her 2010 calendar
This is a commercial of a cat taking a business trip
Elsa Pataky brings the hotness (with Olga Kurylenko!)
Quote of the Day
Taylor Momsen has a dirty mouth
Australia bans small boobs in porn
Gerald Laird, Eddie House’s wife, and a dirty old grandfather
Announcer has slip-up with Datsyuk and Zetterberg
Woman fights for a decade-old 14 cents
The Sweet 16: Small package
Bar Refaeli got sexy at Paris Hilton’s old house
The 7 stages of a break-up
Eric Green sued for sexually assaulting transgendered woman
Guyism After Dark: Olympian
Man attempts robbery of gas station with fork
Argentina’s female president says pork is better than Viagra
Stephon Marbury about to make debut with Chinese team
What? Keeley Hazell in ZOO, wearing… a bra??
Worst strip club ad ever
Amber Rose wears a body condom, somehow still chilly
Quote of the Day
Andy Murray’s amazing shot leads him to Australian Open final
Doutzen Kroes did some jogging in a sports bra
Chinese girl eyes surgery to look like Jessica Alba to win back her ex
Joe Dumars says he will not run for Governor of Michigan
The Sweet 16: Rockin’
Michelle Trachtenberg sexes up Complex
Guyism After Dark: Jarah
McDonald’s worker fired for giving extra slice of cheese
Kim Kardashian’s butt needs armored limo for Super Bowl
Man arrested after bragging to police about $2000 of weed in his car
Katia Ivanova is most definitely Loaded
Quote of the Day
Alessandra & Marisa want you to buy perfume
Australian Open pic of the day
Heidi Montag works out & why I am covering this
Peeping Tom caught peeping in strip club
Paul Shirley makes harsh remarks about Haiti; fired by ESPN
The Sweet 16: Exclusive
Kentucky should probably put those #1 shirts away for awhile
The Miranda Kerr photo shoot I was telling you about
Guyism After Dark: Clio
The inaugural edition of The Audio Guyism is live now
Shu Pei
Liu Wen
Walmart’s newest commercial with a creepy clown is so hot right now
Your inappropriate Greg Oden pic of the day
Ani Lorak is a Ukrainian to remember
The Mona Lisa might be Leonardo Da Vinci in drag
Irina Sheik & Rosie Huntington-Whiteley back in bikinis [40 pics]
24/7 Jimmie Johnson: Race to Daytona
Quote of the Day
Australian Open trainer has best job in the world
Karina Smirnoff was on the beach, with Brad Penny
President Obama gives Magic Johnson some good-natured ribbing
Mice are seriously creeps
The Sweet 16: WAG Awards
Candice Swanepoel also wears Victoria’s Secret bikinis
7 ways to legitimately spot a liar, as told by an FBI profiler
Guyism After Dark: Large
This is a dog making out with a drunk girl
Victoria’s Secret models did sexy things [49 pics]
Quote of the Day
Get to know Gemma Merna and her fine points
Sports pic of the day
California school district bans dictionaries for dirty words
Ciara is sexy as ever in Jack magazine
Digger Phelps dances with Clemson cheerleader
Getting “caught in the act” can be traumatic for a boy
The Sweet 16: Golden
Deanna Favre’s face tells you all you need to know
Sexy ladies attended the SAG Awards [73 pics]
9 signs that do not deliver what they promise
Championship Game predictions
Guyism After Dark: Babe
Woman buys billboard to get back/get back at her ex
Marisol González is a stunning creature
Don’t ask Serena Williams about her anger management issues
Puppets have an important lesson for you about healthy eating
Kim Cloutier knows her some lingerie
Quote of the Day
Sports pic of the day
The now unrecognizable Heidi Montag sold under 1,000 albums, almost died
300-pound woman sentenced after squashing her 120-pound boyfriend
The Sweet 16: Game Changer
Detroit Tigers offer “All-You-Can Eat Seats”
Drea de Matteo in a bikini brings back memories
The 7 biggest Facebook taboos
Guyism After Dark: Provocateur
You may want to avoid the hot dogs in China
Sasha Cohen is hot, flexible
Anna Simon is a name to remember
Banned Mormon cartoon teaches about the birth of black people
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley posed in lingerie again
Samuel Dalembert is frustrated, emotional about Haiti
Quote of the Day
Mel B, Kim Kardashian & Stacy Keibler were in the same room
This kid has his priorities in order
Sports pic of the day
Amy Fisher is stripping for Haitian charity
Florida Gators broadcaster facing federal porn charges
The Sweet 16: More to give
Kylie Minogue sexed up another magazine
Guyism After Dark: Fanny
Bar Refaeli at the Lakers game; not well-liked by IDF
Woman found guilty of stalking herself
Verona Pooth did FHM, is 41?
The moment you’ve dreamed of: Martha Stewart on a stripper pole
Whitney Port in a bikini is pretty nice
Is this a picture of Tiger Woods in sex rehab?
Quote of the Day
Alessandra Ambrosio in bikinis & lingerie is a no-brainer
It’s been an odd Australian Open: A photo essay
Chinese news explains the Tonight Show situation
The Sweet 16: Hottest Mom
Singapore bar offers booze in exchange for boobs
The Detroit Pistons are up for sale
Zoe Saldana sexes up Giant magazine
The 141 best ‘Guess?’ print ads ever produced
Guyism After Dark: Handy
British Bobsledder tears her suit, rocks G-string
Man gets confronted by police, bites off cop’s nipple
Sara Hilario puts on a smokeshow for FHM
Quote of the Day
Stacy Keibler in soccer shorts
Keeley Hazell gets sexy for Lynx
Goat breaks into California strip club
Jennifer Hawkins should always be in a bikini [46 pics]
Ruined tacos lead to wife murdering husband
Brazilian tennis player Marcos Daniel gets into a scuffle with a female fan
Mike Greenberg gets tongue tied on Martin Luther King?
The Sweet 16: Twins!
After the Golden Globes there was a party [73 pics]
Guyism After Dark: Great career move
The best four seconds of last night’s Golden Globe Awards
Memorable sports speeches
World’s hottest women at the Art of Elysium Gala [77 pics]
Man robs store, apologizes, waits for police
Keeley Hazell in three wonderful photos for Maxim
The Sweet 16: Twice the goodness
The 67th Golden Globe Awards happened [67 pics]
7 TV couples of the 90s that shaped what you want in a relationship
Gaines Adams dies at 26
NFL divisional weekend predictions
Guyism After Dark: Secret
Google cares about soon-to-be-fired China staff, takes them to Avatar
An ode to Kelly Hu
Reading is fun-damental, Aryan
Kaley Cuoco in three great photos for Maxim
FBI to get involved in Marvin Harrison gun case
Quote of the Day
Eliza Dushku should just become a model already
Chris “Birdman” Andersen loves the Mattress King
Wheelchair-bound man rescues dog, dog rescues him in return
Ref calls technical after game is over, team loses
The Sweet 16: Glory, Glory, Gloria…
Lauren Pope is kind of great in this photo shoot
Raquel Zimmermann
Guyism After Dark: 2010 just got sexy
Sports pic of the day
Behold the awesome power of the dog
Quote of the Day
Lilí Brillanti is really, really attractive
Weight Watchers meeting interrupted by the floor collapsing
Monta Ellis is probably pretty good at H-O-R-S-E
Nicole Bahls (bikini) is really making a name for herself
Arizona mom tries to swap her 2-year-old for a gun
Mila Kunis in Esquire is a good thing
Maria Sharapova signs record breaking contract with Nike
People buying communion wafers have diverse interests
The Sweet 16: Special
Corey Brewer’s halfcourt heave sends game into overtime
Erin McNaught was Miss Australia, now she’s in a bikini
Ashley Greene in three amazing photos for Interview
Guyism After Dark: Star of the Week
New Hamas cartoon features “blood-drinking Jews,” other fun
Dree Hemingway
Elle Liberachi is simply awesome in FHM Australia
Jessica Stam
Woman fired for showing her awesome new implants at work
Cheerleader pic of the day
Kylie Bisutti really knows how to wear a bikini
Quote of the Day
Clippers, Grizzlies game delayed for fire alarm
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley also wears Victoria’s Secret bikinis
Girl has her face fall off, but it’s okay since she grew a new one
Lane Kiffin to USC, Tennessee students riot
The Sweet 16: Rhian, Rhian
Star Wars as a burlesque show? [UPDATED with VIDEO!]
The 10 hottest American Idol contestants of all time
Marisa Miller: Back-to-back Sexiest Woman in the World [101 pics]
Guyism After Dark: Adult
Fat people versus gravity is not a winning battle
Conan O’Brien has had enough of your sh*t, NBC
Anna de Rijk
Sports pic of the day
Arleth Terán is also a Mexican actress
Grandmother goes to jail, everyone forgets about her
Eagles fans turn violent against female Cowboys fan
Quote of the Day
Shakira’s new album looks fantastic
Megan Fox posed for photos in her underwear
Shaq linked to Swedish model Dominica Westling
Bloodmobile serves beer to blood donors
The Sweet 16: Not afraid to party
David Letterman serves one up to Mark McGwire
Sluttier-looking jailbait? Taylor Momsen or Miley Cyrus?
7 ways to make everyone think you’re pretentious
Guyism After Dark: Rayder
No wonder Oscar is such a grouch
Aylín Mújica is a Mexican actress/ballet dancer… yeah…
Sports pic of the day
Rollerskating religious robots give the best advice
Kylie Minogue sexes up Max magazine
Quote of the Day
Tiger Woods is “unfaithful” according to these Gatorade bottles
Rachel Weisz is marriage material, or something…
Pete Carroll resigns from USC
STUNNER: Using a grill to heat your home might kill you
The Sweet 16: Worthy
Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly are getting married
Ashley Greene’s bodypaint photos are also really good
Guyism After Dark: Off the map
Wild card weekend picks
This dog is already more qualified than 90% of the work force
Natalie Bassingthwaighte: Long name, great body
Quote of the Day
Irina Sheik wears Victoria’s Secret bikinis
Woman arrested for violent assault on a door and a chair
The Saturdays look like an excellent singing group
Texas Longhorns steal a play from The Waterboy
A photo essay of the BCS National Championship game
Walruses aren’t so different than you or me
The Sweet 16: At the car wash!
Arod dumps Kate Hudson for Elaine Spottswood
Milla Jovovich is pretty great
Guyism After Dark: Sexy lingerie
What you might not want from your fiancee on Facebook
Brazilian model Daniela Freitas did a lingerie shoot
Sports pic of the day
Ciara rocks L’Officiel magazine
Alabama versus Texas: Who really holds the advantage?
Two teenage girls are Cincinnati’s most wanted bank robbers
Quote of the Day
The People’s Choice Awards happened
And this is why we don’t put our genitals into a pipe
The Sweet 16: Surf’s up!
Tiger Woods’ mistress Jaimee Grubbs does Maxim
Sofia Vergara did Loaded, which makes total sense
20 things that would happen if marijuana were legalized tomorrow
THIS JUST IN: Ashley Greene in body paint, on video
Guyism After Dark: Arianny
Andre Dawson inducted into Hall of Fame, Alomar snubbed
Amber, Selena, Vanessa, Zoe, Lily, & Isabel are up and coming
Quote of the Day
Score! More of Victoria Silvstedt in a bikini
Sports pic of the day
20-year-old charged with incest for sexing up 87-year-old relative
Gwen Stefani in a bikini makes 40 look good
“Poochinski” might be the greatest show ever to not get on TV
Video of Mike Tyson chasing down the paparazzi at LAX
This crazy old lady on an airplane sure is, um, full of life
Andy Roddick, Brooklyn Decker, and some Koala porn
The Sweet 16: Hot WAG
Yum-yum… Elsa Pataky in Elle Spain
30 years of sexy ladies: THE FINALS
Guyism After Dark: Blows
Shaquille O’Neal’s love life is about to become front page news
Korean boy bands are remarkably masculine
Ursula Corbero is a Spanish actress; need I say more?
Mila Kunis sexes up Genlux magazine
Quote of the Day
Sports pic of the day
Nina Dobrev in a bikini is pretty good
TSA confiscates Play Doh from a kid
Woman punches McDonald’s employee over lack of McNuggets
TCU, Boise State: Fiesta Bowl highlights
The Sweet 16: Sabrina
The Caps rap video
Bar Refaeli did another lingerie photo shoot
7 things you should never share about yourself
Guyism After Dark: Stunner
New research says women’s G-spot “doesn’t exist”
New York City makes handbook on how to use heroin
Sophie Howard kept her top on (mostly) for Ralph magazine
2010 already has its Mother of the Year
Victoria Silvstedt in a bikini, because it was meant to be
Texas State women’s basketball team loses 99-18 to Baylor
Quote of the Day
51 pics of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini to blast us back to reality
10 must see pictures from the bowl season
Ladies, you’ve found your dream man
Florida beats NCSU on miracle three pointer
The Sweet 16: Taking stock
Hayden Panettierre and Wladimir Klitschko?
101 photos of Stacy Keibler in a bikini to start the year right
7 types of annoying female behavior explained
Pictures from Guyism’s NYE Party