Gwen Stefani turned 40 in 2009. She has also squeezed out a kid. So I don’t want to hear any more lip about ladies getting old and having kids being at the mercy of nature. I’m sensitive like that. And I don’t want to hear how she has all this money and probably a personal trainer and a chef and lots of free time to help her get in this shape. No excuses! Do those crunches, woman!! Whoa… sorry about that… flashback city. Back to Gwen… Rub that lotion, Gwen, rub it in good.