British nobody/boobie model Sophie Howard actually did a photo shoot without taking her top off (sorta) for once. Not sure why, but she did, and the literary geniuses over at Ralph magazine still managed to make it well worth our while. Of course she couldn’t go a whole photo shoot without going topless, but the boys at Ralph somehow managed to not let her show any of the good stuff. If that disappoints you, I have one simple word for ya: Google.