Archive for March 2010
Guyism After Dark: Pole dancersMan gets jail for setting up dream woman’s husband with planted porn
Loaded introduces us to Suzanne Shaw
Japan’s “Rapelay” video game tops everything you know of Japan
Sooner Cougar? The Oklahoma women’s basketball coach
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is a genius
Flip Murray throws up an incredible half-court heave
Quote of the Day
Kelly Brook is the new, uh, face, of Ultimo Lingerie
Woman robs bank due to “bucket list” wish
Today’s Top Ten [featuring Katy Perry]
University of Michigan’s Block “M” vandalized
Ashley Jones sexes up FHM UK
10 year old basketball player gets attention from scouts, colleges
22 items that will allow you to entirely Bacon up your day
Guyism After Dark: Ultra high quality
VIDEO: “Scarface” performed as a school play
Eiza González is a Mexican actress, daughter of a former model
Sports pic of the day
VIDEO: A classy man requests a cheeseburger
Cameron Diaz’s new movie, ‘Bad Teacher’, looks good
Quote of the Day
Diego Maradona has a mean dog
Sexy Marisa Miller & Malin Akerman photos never go out of style
Freja Beha Erichsen
10 things in sports scarier than the Large Hadron Collider
Teen cuts off dong, throws it down a well after rejected by girl
Today’s Top Ten [featuring the hottest girls of the '80s]
UK Esquire introduces us to Talulah Riley
David and Victoria Beckham can’t have sex for 3 months
10 US Presidents who loved to party
Guyism After Dark: Hand bras
VIDEO: Women getting waxed for the amusement of all
LA Dodgers’ owner’s wife seeking $1 million/month in divorce
The Pittsburgh Steelers are falling apart
GQ got the supermodel band back together
Sports pic of the day
Edyta Sliwinska almost makes me want to watch DWTS
Quote of the Day
Dumb media rumor of the day: Tom Izzo to Oregon
Ummm… What’s that wafting off of Lindsay Lohan’s shoes?
Du Juan
“Who Let the Clowns Out” is perhaps the worst song parody ever
11-year-old arrested for throwing toy gun at father’s head
Erin Andrews dating her Dancing with the Stars partner?
Today’s Top Ten [featuring Jordan Carver]
Victoria’s Secret had a party… a really good party [73 pics]
The 10 most annoying corporate-speak phrases and what they really mean
Patrick Eaves with the worst shootout attempt ever
5 ways to be stylish this Spring without looking like a douchebag
This Week in Celebrity Gossip: More celebrity sexts??
8 signs you’re about to get broken up with
Guyism After Dark: Bodypaint
This is why you don’t exercise by humping the back of another man’s head
Gilbert Arenas receives 2 years probation for felony gun charge
Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, bikinis!!!
Kim Kardashian has already moved on from Reggie Bush
This is a picture of a dog getting hit in the groin by a tennis ball
Kelly Bensimon in a bikini… is this hot?
Quote of the Day
The Fotogramas Awards were awesome
Man steals $33k from son’s charity fund, is worst human being ever
The Kansas State, Xavier game was a classic
Today’s Top Ten [featuring tramp stamps]
FIU running back Kendall Berry stabbed to death
Gisele Bundchen has her body back already
Guyism After Dark: Pop!
Girl balances books on her head while solving a Rubik’s cube and reciting pi
Fat lady competing in a booty dance contest
Brazilian actress Luiza Brunet is 47, does Maxim, very well…
Sports pic of the day
Three men rob Taco Bell in “The Lamest Robbery Ever”
Grace Park in a bikini makes me want to see Hawaii Five-0
Quote of the Day
Kendra Wilkinson shows off her soccer skills
Tina Fey sexes up April’s Esquire magazine
And now you know how to resuscitate a lizard
VIDEO: Urban Meyer confronts Orlando Sentinel reporter
Airport body scanner used by creep to check out female coworker
Today’s Top Ten [featuring Florencia Salvioni]
Lingerie Football League players punished for too much clothing
Bar Refaeli’s new Passionata lingerie pics are really good
Guyism After Dark: Nice pants
George W. Bush wipes hand on Clinton’s shirt after greeting Haitians
More Tiger Woods rumors: LeAnn Rimes and yet another porn star
2006 Miss Australia Erin McNaught in a bikini is quite alright
VIDEO: This is an 8-year-old being breastfed
Sports pic of the day
Arizona Muse
Jessica Biel walks her dog, adjusts her pants
Quote of the Day
UFC Ring Girl Arianny Celeste did Performance Audio & Sound
Bikini girls dancing ends with a fall
Tim Tebow told to “shut the f— up” after prayer request
New Orleans named most well-endowed city; NH largest state
Today’s Top Ten [featuring Brittany McGraw]
Is “Autistic kid bracket” the new balloon boy hoax?
Ke$ha did Maxim, did a video, went to the beach
Guyism After Dark: Pretty in pink
“Weird: The Al Yankovic Story” is your Oscar frontrunner
NFL changes overtime for playoff games
It’s all Mila Kunis, all the time; this time in GQ
Man gets jail for duct-taping girlfriend’s mouth to make her listen
The Tampa Bay Bucs cheerleader auditions went well
Nets CEO Brett Yormark yells at paper bag wearing fan
SuperWAG Kelly Brook did Maxim, well…
Quote of the Day
Ashley Greene just keeps getting sexier
Two women have a slap-in-the-face contest
Woman only able to have sex outdoors due to phobia
Video: The Jimmy Howard, Sidney Crosby confrontation
Today’s Top Ten [featuring Dita Von Teese]
Erin Andrews makes debut on Dancing with the Stars
Olivia Munn did Complex; geeks rejoice
7 clothing accessories men should avoid at all costs
Guyism After Dark: Cover girl Candice
The Audio Guyism for March 22, 2010
Lee Hye Jung
VIDEO: Girl gets arrested during UW-Milwaukee class
73 photos of Victoria Silvstedt in a green bikini
Wife wins $9 million from ex-husband’s former mistress
Memphis loses final appeal, must vacate 2007-2008 season
Mila Kunis is all kinds of hot for Genlux magazine
Sports pic of the day
Quote of the Day
Bar Refaeli puts on a smokeshow for Elle magazine
“Static cat versus balloon” has all the joys of a cat and a balloon
Angry Maryland fan’s reaction to getting beat at the buzzer
Republicans are not happy with the new healthcare bill
Today’s Top Ten [featuring Hilary Rhoda]
Candice Swanepoel also does Victoria’s Secret bikinis
The Tiger Woods interview with ESPN
The 13 most annoying ad characters of all-time
Michigan State’s Korie Lucious beats Maryland at the buzzer
Northern Iowa stuns #1 seed Kansas
The St. Mary Gaels become first cinderella in Sweet Sixteen
This Week in Celebrity Gossip: Bombshell
7 reasons to get involved with a crazy woman
Guyism After Dark: Doing what she does
Anna Falchi in Maxim Italy gets us back on track
Man drinks beer after DWI hearing, gets arrested again
Scarlett Johansson & Mila Kunis without makeup is… umm…
Your NCAA tournament pic of the day
Quote of the Day
Audrina Patridge in Daisy Dukes gives us hope
Contest: Autographed Matthew Stafford jersey and football up for grabs
This is a man drinking six beers in 10 seconds
What not to have in your bathroom
Today’s Top Ten [featuring a New York Hottie]
Michigan high school player shatters backboard
Kate Moss cleans up real nice for this month’s Vogue
Guyism After Dark: Sisters
Murray State hits shot at buzzer to beat Vanderbilt
“America’s Next Top Model” contestant fails two times in 30 seconds
Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren fight on South Park
Villanova dodges bullet against Robert Morris
Gong Xinliang puts FHM China on our radar
Man wins the lottery a day after getting divorced
Jessica Biel should wear a skirt more often
Joslyn James releases Tiger Woods text messages
Quote of the Day
Holly Madison dominated St. Patrick’s Day [41 pics]
Man beats death penalty, gets it anyway after taunting prosecutors
The Guyism March Madness bracket
80s cartoon rabbits teach kids about adultery
Today’s Top Ten [featuring a cute college girl]
6 Boss Buttons that will get you fired
Jennifer Aniston’s dress at her NYC movie premiere was very nice
7 common Facebook “Interests” and what they really mean
Guyism After Dark: Sara Jean
Wal-Mart customers asked to leave due to being black
Marisa Miller’s Victoria’s Secret bikini extravaganza [33 pics]
Strong woman rolls up frying pan, scares me
Michelle Hunziker kills it in GQ Germany
Quote of the Day
Saints head coach Sean Payton duped by long snapper
Alessandra Ambrosio did yet another sexy photo shoot
The St. Patrick’s pic of the day
Truck driver unaware of car stuck to bumper
Birds have some sweet deal
Today’s Top Ten [featuring Denise Milani]
Refs miss obvious Lebron James goaltend late in game
Francia Raisa in a bikini top is spectacular
9 bizarre green foods to try this St. Patrick’s Day
Madness! 65 teams, 65 cheerleaders!
Guyism After Dark: Rosie
Man accused of assaulting police officer with his penis
Jessica White
Candice Swanepoel lip-synchs in her underpants for Esquire
Transgender voice exercises will blow your mind
Sports pic of the day
The Audio Guyism for March 16, 2010
Never. Do. This. Again… Supermodels without makeup
Quote of the Day
Tiger Woods will make return to golf at Masters
Heidi Montag’s new rack got another job
Thai protesters collect blood to throw in protest
Jean-Claude Van Dance
People thought Izzo and Mariucci were more than just friends
Today’s Top Ten [featuring a Florida volleyballer]
Golden Grahams is animating some weird stuff
Kelly Landry & Lili Bordan hit the beach
Erin Andrews peephole stalker gets 30 month sentence
Guyism After Dark: Blow your mind
The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders can sing too
Goatse-flavored Doritos sound delicious
Hilary Rhoda
Oh no!! What?! Krystal Forscutt is retiring??!
AT&T is working hard for the tranny demographic
Former Utah Jazz center Robert Whaley arrested with pot in buttocks
We really need to see more of Italia Ricci…
Quote of the Day
Sports pic of the day
Aubrey O’Day and her milk…shakes
Woman deliberately trying to become World’s Fattest Woman
This is a portrait of Mario made out of toast
Today’s Top Ten [featuring boxing babes]
Ashley Judd makes March Madness that much better
Esquire wins again, this time with Amanda Seyfried
Alex Ovechkin sends Brian Campbell into the boards
14 essential items for any cross country trip
Eniko Mihalik
Pacquiao vs. Clottey: Jim Lampley goes BANG BANG!
Daniela de Jesus
This Week in Celebrity Gossip: Angelina and… Mick??
Guyism After Dark: Girls we expect to see
The “Wall of Death” seems like a safe job
Cristina Pedroche is on Spanish TV, therefore she’s very sexy
Perhaps the only funny racial attack ever
Evan Turner hits game-winner against UM
Amber Heard’s FHM outtakes are fantastic
Quote of the Day
The Syracuse mascot is a bit of a pervert
Whitney Port stays relevant by wearing a bikini
Barbie furries? Really??
A Wonderlic Test even Tim Tebow can ace
Man sees Jesus in burnt pan of bacon
The Sweet 16: Dangerously sexy
That girl you see in ads every 15 minutes, Alice Eve, did Maxim
Abbey Lee Kershaw
9 comedy movie quotes that need to be retired
DMX is an angry Detroit Lions fan
Guyism After Dark: KimK Superstar
Woman wins $3.5 million after surgery gives her four boobs
Report: Tiger Woods will return to golf in two weeks
Mayrín Villanueva dominates Hombre magazine
Florida: Home of the most racist vintage postcards ever
Leighton Meester’s smokeshow for InStyle UK
Quote of the Day
Merlin Olsen dead at 69
Yvonne Strahovski is in Shape
Man breaks into church to watch porn
High school prom canceled due to lesbian girl’s request
7 months later, Caster Semenya’s sex is still in question
The Sweet 16: Have never paid
Isabel Lucas steams up Australia’s Harper’s Bazaar
Ben Roethlisberger uses the Bill Clinton defense
Guyism After Dark: Lanny Barby
A little kid tries to understand gay marriage
Gird your loins for the Megan Fox photo of the year
Korean man marries pillow girlfriend
Sports pic of the day
Diane Kruger sexes up Marie Claire magazine
Jamie Jungers wins Howard Stern’s Tiger Mistress Pageant
Quote of the Day
Kelly Carlson is a brunette now? Not sure I like that…
Nurse fired for sex with husbands of cancer victims
High school team hits sixth buzzer beater of the season
They warned you not to molest that alligator
The Sweet 16: Brooklyn!
Beyonce opened The Beyonce Cosmetology Center… seriously
Mike Dunleavy fired from Clippers…again
10 children’s characters who were definitely on drugs
Guyism After Dark: Sheik
The 7 dumbest celebrity lawsuits
Man buys crack with Monopoly money
Alessandra Ambrosio got wet, did some stretching, in a bikini
Sports pic of the day
Verizon bills dead guy, won’t allow daughter to cancel
Chinese gold medalist chastised for not thanking country
We need more Izabella Miko, a lot more…
Quote of the Day
Belén Rodríguez in a bikini is a sight to behold
Man commits suicide by stabbing himself in groin with souvenir pencil
Kaley Cuoco loves Ping-Pong
College protests are serious business
The Sweet 16: Teasing
A-Rod’s doctor was using HGH for himself
Gemma Arterton in GQ is award-worthy
7 ways we’ve tried to quit smoking (and why they haven’t worked)
Guyism After Dark: Swimwear & lingerie
The Audio Guyism for March 8, 2010
Former Formula One driver Stirling Moss falls down elevator shaft
The Vanity Fair Oscar Party was pretty awesome
Man pretends to be a doctor to circumsize victims
Elton John’s Oscar party featured a lot of sexy women [61 pics]
Quote of the Day
Erin Andrews joins Twitter
Lindsay Lohan shockingly not at the Oscars, still impresses
Video: Cop punching a handcuffed man in back of police car
Sports pic of the day
The only acceptable use of Chatroulette
The Sweet 16: Alessandra, Brooklyn and Crystal
The European Poker Tour just got a lot more interesting
Marisa Miller won the Pre-Oscars, Audrina Patridge came in 2nd
The 7 most surprising “Where Are They Nows”
The babes of the 82nd Annual Academy Awards [65 pics]
This Week in Celebrity Gossip: Only two men?
Guyism After Dark: Hot 100
Jake Delhomme was blindsided; gives teary-eyed press conference
Kendra Spears
Man forced into surgery for 21-day erection
Jasmina from Bulgaria is worth a look
Sports pic of the day
Chuck E. Cheese bans “gangsta” things from its Harlem location
Sofia Vergara took her cleavage to a party
Quote of the Day
FHM Thailand’s finalists for their Girls Next Door
Escaped monkey gets hit by tranquilizer darts, escapes anyway
Hot LPGA golfer Beatriz Recari needs your vote
Kindergarten student suspended for making gun with fingers
The Sweet 16: You got our attention
Beyoncé sure is a snappy dresser
The Lions must really like Nate Burleson, Kyle Vanden Bosch
8 ways you’ll ruin a bachelor party
Guyism After Dark: Lamborghini Ladies
Naked snowwoman forced to cover up
Utah coach Jim Boylen has fiery exchange with reporter
FHM Germany’s calendar is eclectic, sexy
Anti-gay senator arrested for DUI outside gay club
Sports pic of the day
Remember when Jennifer Garner was hot?
Quote of the Day
Mila Kunis shows her support for Wang
19-year-old female cop fired for wanting to bone everyone
Maryland students riot after Duke win
Man attempts to buy truck with forged check 4th time in a year
Baylor’s Brittney Griner does not punch like a girl
The Sweet 16: Cheerleader WAG
Remember Ana Hickmann? You will…
Guyism After Dark: Oh, Canada
The best own goal you will ever see
Christian group demanding killer whale be stoned to death
Vera Santos is a Portguese cheerleader or something…
Regarding Bill Simmons’ dumb tweet about Detroit
Girl gains weight for no reason, kind of creeps me out
Eliza Dushku looked fantastic at the premiere of ‘We Live In Public’
Quote of the Day
Sports pic of the day
Alessandra Ambrosio & Rosie Huntington-Whiteley can sell anything
Google’s search recommendations prove extremely insightful
Crying Justin Bieber girl meets Justin Bieber
Video: Ryan Miller cheered, Sidney Crosby’s goal booed in Pittsburgh
The Sweet 16: In bed
“The Girls of US TV” according to the UK
Potential New Jersey Nets buyer loses $53 Million
9 ways to get your Man Card revoked in 2010
Guyism After Dark: Mighty fine
Fox News asks all the probing questions
Marisa Miller in Vegas magazine is pretty much awesome
Sports pic of the day
Fifth grader gets in trouble for pot-laced Fruity Pebbles at school
Kim Kardashian was at the NASCAR event in Las Vegas?
John Daly almost got into it with an ATF agent
Quote of the Day
Ciara knows how to end a tour right
Male nurse claims he “accidentally” sexually assaulted old woman
Update: Erin Andrews, Ochocinco, Pam Anderson highlight Dancing with the Stars lineup
The Sweet 16: Freaking hot
Syracuse makes #1 T-Shirts
Audrina Patridge must be famous in the UK
Guyism After Dark: Natalie
Man eats winning lottery ticket after learning he won during flight
The Audio Guyism for March 1, 2010
Irina Sheik is the gift that keeps on giving
College boys in Speedos and panty hose, with sex toys, invade K-Mart
Jenni “JWoww” Farley celebrated her birthday with lots of cleavage
Quote of the Day
U.S. Curling team exhausted after going 2-7 in the Olympics
This is a video of guns being fired underwater
Kate French lost her top for Maxim
Snowboarder Hannah Teter sells underwear for charity
Man pulls hostage prank with granddaughter
The Sweet 16: Olympic bikini
Steve Alford calls BYU player an a–hole
Ashley Greene is in Milan for Fashion Week
The 7 biggest Mama’s Boys in TV history