Brett Smiley

Brett Smiley tries to write humorously and often fails. He blogs for New York Magazine and MTV Clutch and his work has also appeared in Sports Illustrated. He is an avid New York Giants fan and enjoys an occasional backhanded compliment.

Articles by Brett Smiley

8 common phrases you might not know the origin of

Lifestyle

8 common phrases you might not know the origin of

What ties men together, from the verbose (Glenn Beck and Keith Olbermann) to the men of few words (the father from "The Wonder Years"), is a set of common phrases. So we decided to take a look at some of those phrases, mostly our favorites, to see where they originated.

8 female products that make me glad I’m a guy

Gadgets

8 female products that make me glad I’m a guy

It's easy to be a guy. Men, for the most part, simply wake up and exist. We shave, shower and brush our teeth. When necessary, a man can be up and ready in seven minutes or better. Men have issues of their own but it's an entirely different, and much more frightening, story for women.