Caitlin Thornton
Caitlin Thornton is a writer living in Brooklyn. When she's not attached to her laptop or drinking coffee like an alcoholic, you can find the Chicago-native out urban exploring, buried in books authored by drugged-up writers she probably shouldn't admire, and avoiding eye contact with people on the subway. Thornton also writes for the hip DIY magazine, ReadyMade.
Articles by Caitlin Thornton
Lifestyle
7 signs that tell women you’re a ‘Man Boy’
The Man Boy (synonym, Man Child): a subspecies of Homo sapiens. Have the exterior of an adult male, and the interior of a prepubescent teen. Repelling to sane women. Commonly possess the following traits.
Lifestyle
7 things not to say in bed
We understand things have a tendency to slip out of your mouth while in the throes of passion. And by these things we mean words. (Get your mind our of the gutter. Wait, get it back in the gutter.) Avoid these slippery sayings while having a blast in bed…
Lifestyle
7 ways to actually get a girl off
Oh, come on. You know you’re curious. Even if you give yourself a pat on the back each time you roll out of the sack, every good soul could use the occasional pointer on how to get a girl to climax.
Advice
7 ways not to pick up a girl at a bar
Let’s talk about the conquest: Whether you’re looking for a one night stand or something more, impressing the hell out of a girl at a bar — as in, enough to get her to come home with you — takes some tact.
Advice
5 ways to reinvent yourself this fall
Screw waiting until the dead of winter to make resolutions. The beginning of autumn is the prime time to make some changes and become a better person.