Articles by Carl Williott
Beer pong is wonderful. It gets you drunk and when you play, all of life’s worries fade away like you’re living inside the Reading Rainbow theme song.
Mattel announced that this Christmas they’ll begin selling replicas of the hoverboards seen in Back To The Future: Part II.
Summer is great, particularly because it gives you a built-in excuse for always being sweaty. And because it provides countless opportunities to stare at girls who are wearing those awesome sleeveless shirts with the huge sleeve holes that allow you to see their entire core and bra.
Despite what Ron Swanson or the judges of Top Chef might have you believe, everything isn’t better with bacon.
It’s a little known fact that the first instance of human laughter was caused by a raw meat fart 50,000 years ago (which was blamed on the Homo Erectus dude sleeping in the corner). Of course, the shockwaves of flatulence still ring strong and true today.