Carl Williott
Carl Williott lives in NYC and has written about music and pop culture for estimable outlets like MTV, CNN, and Time Out New York. Right this second he is either eating pizza, ignoring a phone call, or cropdusting at a concert in Brooklyn. His chest hair is shaped like an anvil.
Articles by Carl Williott
Humor
10 A-holes you face when playing beer pong
Beer pong is wonderful. It gets you drunk and when you play, all of life’s worries fade away like you’re living inside the Reading Rainbow theme song.
Movies
11 TV and movie products that crossed over to reality
Mattel announced that this Christmas they’ll begin selling replicas of the hoverboards seen in Back To The Future: Part II.
Humor
15 reasons your beach getaway sucks
Summer is great, particularly because it gives you a built-in excuse for always being sweaty. And because it provides countless opportunities to stare at girls who are wearing those awesome sleeveless shirts with the huge sleeve holes that allow you to see their entire core and bra.
Humor
9 products that aren’t better with bacon
Despite what Ron Swanson or the judges of Top Chef might have you believe, everything isn’t better with bacon.
Advice
A comprehensive guide to farting around your girlfriend
It’s a little known fact that the first instance of human laughter was caused by a raw meat fart 50,000 years ago (which was blamed on the Homo Erectus dude sleeping in the corner). Of course, the shockwaves of flatulence still ring strong and true today.