Chris Spags
"Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.
Articles by Chris Spags
Music
‘Real American’ by Rick Derringer, your Spotify Song of the Day
You guys. It’s Memorial Day Weekend. And you know what that means? This one..is for America.
Humor
Sending you off for the holiday weekend with terrible ‘Final Countdown’ cover
“The Final Countdown” by Europe is a classic song to get things started. But what about if you play it with the dexterity of a person who’s never seen sheet music before? You get this.
Humor
Broken Lizard’s Jay and Kevin hilariously answer ‘Which animal would you blow?’
Jay Chandrasekhar and Kevin Heffernan of Broken Lizard (Super Troopers et al) fame answered a bunch of questions from Redditors in video form. This question is about which animal they’d give oral sex to.
Humor
A very special Memorial Day weekend Guyism Speed Round
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan encourages you to hit on Bar Refaeli, provides you with pictures of girls in less-than-normal amounts of clothing for your enjoyment, and more.
Humor
Little league umpire is douchiest douche ever in his strike three call
A little league umpire is an easy job. You call a lot of strikes and stay out of the way. One umpire did not get that memo and showed up a little kid on a called strike three in the most douchey way possible.
Sports
Miami Heat advance despite LeBron James’s battle with an inflatable flamingo
The Miami Heat escaped their Eastern Conference semifinals scrap with the Indiana Pacers with relative ease last night. But the Heat’s best player, LeBron James, met an unexpected rival: An inflatable pink flamingo.
Music
Wolf & Cub ‘Shut Me Out’, your Spotify Song of the day
Today’s addition to our Guyism Spotify Playlist is “Shit Me Out” by Wolf & Cub. This one is good, a little rough, and defies all genres.
Humor
Two-year-old girls have li’lest cat fight at dance recital
Somewhere between Toddlers and Tiaras and WorldStarHipHop is this video in which a couple of little girls have a fight at a dance recital. It’s adorable and terrible!
Humor
Guy playing ‘Aerodynamic’ from Daft Punk won yesterday’s Google Doodle
Yesterday’s Google Doodle of the Moog synthesizer in honor of Robert Moog had a lot of people creating bad synthetic music. This guy, Brett Domino, did something much better: Covering Daft Punk.
Humor
We are all this kid stuck upside down in a laundry hamper
Meet Akiva. He’s a little dude in a karate outfit. He also fell into a laundry hamper while trying to grab his shoe and finds himself completely incapable of getting out. He is awesome.
Humor
Fake reporter who tried to make out with Will Smith talks about the situation
Will Smith slapped Vitalii Sediuk in the face after the Ukrainian reporter tried to kiss him on the lips during a red carpet event. Now, Sediuk is riding that 15 seconds of fame all the way to the top…a YouTube video exclusive.