Chris Spags
"Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.
Articles by Chris Spags
Music
Placebo ‘Running Up That Hill’, your Spotify Song of the Day
Today’s addition to our Guyism Spotify Playlist is “Running Up That Hill” by Placebo. Prepare yourself for haunting rhythms and melodrama.
Humor
Little kid’s to-do list is adorable, probably not particularly helpful
This to-do list from a little kid probably looks not unlike most of yours if you were being honest with yourself.
Humor
Good news everyone! David Clowney doesn’t have AIDS
Don’t know David Clowney? He’s a marginally used wide receiver for the Buffalo Bills, formerly of the Jets. And he’s completely lacking in HIV cells in his body! Yayyyyyy!
Humor
Slinky on a treadmill is the most inspirational Slinky video you’ll see today
This is a Slinky on a treadmill set to epic/Inception-esque music. It’s about as compelling of a cinematic thrill ride as a Slinky video can be.
Humor
Guyism Speed Round for May 23
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses twin sisters who have found a kinky common ground to lay on, a man who got arrested for zebra endangerment, and more.
Humor
Anderson Cooper kicks ‘Human Barbie’ off show over Beyonce sweat discussion
Sarah Burge, known as a “Human Barbie,” previously made headlines for giving her seven-year-old daughter a coupon for future breast implants. Anderson Cooper had her on his show to discuss and, finally, had enough of her nonsense.
Sports
“Awesome, did you hear Donald Driver won ‘Dancing with the Stars’?” said no one
Green Bay Packers wide receiver Donald Driver has won two Super Bowls. And now, he adds another title to his resume: Champion of ABC’s Dancing with the Stars.
Music
Michael Kiwanuka ‘I’ll Get Along’, your Spotify Song of the Day
Today’s addition to our Guyism Spotify Playlist is “I’ll Get Along” by Michael Kiwanuka. Come into this post with an open mind and listen to it now.
Humor
Abstinence pamphlet has the best reason to not have sex
Looking for reasons to stay abstinent? Or, more likely, use abstinence as an excuse as to why you’re not getting any? Your search ends at #18 on the list in this abstinence pamphlet.
Sports
Stanford offensive coordinator position now named after Andrew Luck
As part of an anonymous donation to Stanford University, the offensive coordinator will now forever be tied with Andrew Luck. And the new title sounds kind of ridiculous.
Humor
Kid’s attempt to threaten maintenance guy with belt shockingly ends poorly
Note: When threatening someone with your belt, you should probably make sure they won’t tire of your nonsense and beat your ass. This kid learned that lesson the hard way.