Chris Spags
"Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.
Articles by Chris Spags
Humor
Guyism Speed Round for 5/3
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses Hooters’ struggle to find a storefront in Brooklyn, a cell phone that snuggles you while you make a phone call, and more.
Humor
‘Top Spin’ amusement park ride is world’s scariest and most creative
Looking for a way to crap your pants in public AND have unceasing fantasies of being destroyed by a robot? Look no further than Finland’s “Top Spin,” the most terrifying and creative amusement park ride we’ve ever seen.
Humor
Roommates leave vicious notes for one another in most awkward apartment ever
When leaving a note for your roommates telling them you're so mad at them and that they're not your friends, you should probably make sure they're actually your friend. Otherwise you end up in a Mexican stand-off of passive aggressive notes like these.
Humor
Hot college girl dancing seductively in street gets hit by car
I like my hot chick dancing videos with a hint of danger. Enter this clip from the riot-filled Palmer Fest event at Ohio University that features a hot girl dancing then getting mowed down by a car.
Humor
Things Patricia Krentcil, the 44-year-old tanning mom, looks like
Patricia Krentcil, the 44-year-old New Jersey mother making headlines for allegedly taking her five-year-old daughter tanning and getting arrested as a result, loves tanning. You might not be able to tell by her fair complexion.
Humor
Guyism Speed Round for 5/2
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses Jessica Simpson’s improper naming of her long-awaited baby, Richard Branson making ice cubes that look like himself, and more.
Music
DAILY DOUBLE Spotify Song of the Day
We skipped yesterday so, to get you through this Hump Day, we're adding TWO -- you heard right, TWO! -- songs to our Guyism Spotify Playlist. Today, it's "Before the Dive" by St. Lucia and "Obedear" by Purity Ring.
Humor
First grader’s picture should be your daily inspiration
This kid is like a modern day prophet. Or, at the very least, a Capri Sun-drinking version of that viral Louis CK video about how everything’s amazing and no one is happy.
Celebs
Kate Upton naked on Marc Jacobs shirt is closest you’ll ever get
Kate Upton: Model. Dance enthusiast. CURING CANCER.
Health
Just some woman dancing spastically in a bikini to promote herpes medication
I guess Herpesgone is some sort of herbal drug company that claims to have harnessed the awesome power of herbs to fight off herpes in cold sores. And to get you to buy their product, they put some chick in a bikini and had her dance poorly. Watch!
Humor
Runner has worst track fail ever caught on video
Runner Katy Andrews was competing in a 3,000 meter steeplechase (fancy obstacle course) event at the BYU Robison Invitational when she forgot about the enormous barrier in her way. It’s a track fail like no other.