Articles by Chris Spags
Humor
Guyism Speed Round for May 22
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses Facebook’s poor performance on the market, the true meaning of Memorial Day, and more.
Humor
Nick Offerman blond looks like the bad guy from ‘Justified’
Nick Offerman attended the Peabody Awards yesterday sporting a new look. That new look includes bleached blond hair, both on his head and his beard zone. Ron Swanson is dead. Long live Ron Swanson.
Sports
Russell Westbrook’s absurd and-one helped end the Lakers’ season
Despite Kobe Bryant having the most Quintessentially Kobe game (42 points, two steals, no assists), the Los Angeles Lakers were knocked out of the NBA Playoffs last night. Momentum shifted in part due to this insane shot from the Thunder’s Russell Westbrook.
Humor
‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ parody with Selena Gomez and Nick Kroll is much better
Funny or Die recruited The League star Nick Kroll and chronic Bieber Fever sufferer Selena Gomez for a parody of Fifty Shades of Grey. It’s much less romantic and much more intentionally funny.
Music
Bear in Heaven ‘Sinful Nature’, the Spotify Song of the Day
Today’s addition to our Guyism Spotify Playlist is ‘Sinful Nature’ by Bear in Heaven. Why a bear is in heaven but dogs aren’t, I’ll never know. Listen now.
Lifestyle
Men gravitating towards jobs for women, says NY Times
Might your life as a man improve if you look at a job traditionally occupied by women? New analysis from the NY Times says so. Read on and perhaps find your career’s salvation.
Humor
Here’s a woman with a diatribe on how she’s not racist
Here’s a woman who swears up and down that she doesn’t have anything against black people. Spoiler alert: If you have to go on a tirade about how you’re not racist, you’re probably a bit racist.
Movies
‘Anchorman 2′ has a couple of teasers out
Anchorman 2 isn’t out until next year but that’s not stopping them from dropping two teasers today. Both are embedded after the jump.
Humor
And here’s Will Smith doing the ‘Fresh Prince’ rap on a BBC show
Will Smith went on BBC’s “Graham Norton Show” to promote the upcoming Men in Black III. In addition to telling some funny stories, he did the title rap from Fresh Prince. It’s noteworthy because, uh, nostalgia, I guess? Take a look.
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Guyism Speed Round for May 21
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan is back to discuss a man who set the world record for fist-pumping, a parking space in NYC that’ll cost you a million bucks, and more.
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Bad parenting at laundromat ends with toddler getting a rinse cycle
Two parents were trying to punish their misbehaving child at a laundromat. Naturally, that led to them putting the kid in a washing machine. The video is a monument to stupidity.
The child sustained just minor injuries. He also wasn’t sufficiently cleaned. So I guess they just










