Articles by Chris Spags
Humor
The Guyism Speed Round for April 11
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses Rick Santorum suspending his campaign from the presidential race, Marlins’ manager Ozzie Guillen and his statements on Fidel Castro, and more.
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Old man in nursing home lights up hearing music he likes
It’s easy to goof on a video like this because, well, you’ll see when you watch it. But this clip of an old man in a nursing home exploding in happiness when he hears music from his era is just too sweet to mock.
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Ridiculously Photogenic Guy gets a ‘Good Morning America’ moment
Zeddie Little (he prefers to go by his middle name, Watkins), also known as Ridiculously Photogenic Guy, rode his meme success all the way to an interview on Good Morning America. And here it is.
Humor
The best of old people writing on a restaurant’s Facebook page
Rarely does a site so perfectly capture the disconnect between the old (and, seemingly, some of the stupid) and modern social media. But this Tumblr, Old People Writing on a Restaurant's Facebook, is downright poetic.
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Man leisurely eating snacks (Snackman?) breaks up NYC subway fight
The Internet has finally found the hero it’s long needed. The hero is being called Snackman after being captured in a video on NYC’s 6 train breaking up a fight while leisurely enjoying some chips. It’s quite a sight to behold.
Food
Chocolate printers are now a thing that exists
Printing ink to paper is so 2011. Now you can print pieces of chocolate in various shapes and design. It’s like technology has found its way into the mind of every premenstrual Pinterest user.
Entertainment
Transgendered women to be allowed to compete in Miss Universe
A blow in the battle for equality of transgendered women has been struck by…Donald Trump? So it would seem as Trump’s Miss Universe Organization reached an accord with GLAAD that’ll allow the previously barred competitors in the mix for the crown.
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The Guyism Speed Round for April 10
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses an interesting hangover cure in Las Vegas, a cape-clad streaker at the Baltimore Orioles’ home opener, and more.
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Meet Sweet Brown, a heroine of local news interviews
Sweet Brown survived a fire in her Oklahoma City apartment complex and now she’s telling her story to local NBC affiliate KFOR. And her hilariously related story, and lack of time for her bronchitis, is something you have to see today.
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Snake vomits on cute reporter, makes her squeal
Huntsville ABC affiliate WAAY reporter Rebecca Shlien was dropping some knowledge on Alabama cornsnakes with a 5 foot snake around her shoulder. She must have said something the snake didn’t like, resulting in it vomiting on her and ruining her report.
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Finally, someone has started doing performance art with his fingers
I know what you’re thinking: “Chris, there are many people with bizarre talents on the Internet. Why is no one doing bizarre rhythmic movements with their fingers?” Well anonymous person, you’re in luck. Meet “The FINGER MATRIX.”










