Articles by Chris Spags
Molly Schuyler came into Sayler’s Old Country Kitchen in Portland, Ore. looking to conquer a 72 ounce steak. Not only did she do it, she took it down in world record time. Hot.
Pranking random numbers via text message sounds like a good idea. Until you end up convincing some dude he impregnated some chick out of wedlock.
Rather than posting status messages about the cold, maybe we should all just post this video of a dog named Gonzo who clearly is not even remotely excited to be alive in this horrible winter.
If there’s any justice in the world, this girl who won’t let a guy leave unless he knocks her up will be sterile. But the world isn’t fair and this poor guy has to suffer for it.
Guyism sat down with the New York Jets' Chris Ivory and New York Giants' wide receiver Victor Cruz to promote Xbox One's prediction contest with the console's NFL app. And when we left, we had learned a whole lot more about the locker room reaction to dick pics, Jay-Z, and the NFL concussion crisis.
How do you respond when a girl is hot but rambling about idiotic things? This guy and his exaggerated African accent has figured it all out.
That first moment where a girl encounters your junk can be a harrowing one. But fear not! This video will show you what girls think when they unfurl your dong for the first time.
FX’s favorite gunslinger Raylan Givens is back for the season premiere of Justified. What happened in “A Murder of Crowes”? Here’s our review.
A lot of guys don’t watch The Bachelor. That’s fine. But you NEED to watch this girl think the new Bachelor, Juan Pablo, is calling her name, Kylie, only for him to be requesting to bring down the ACTUAL girl he wants to advance, named Kat. Awkward to the max.
As our polar vortex rages on, some people out there are doing dumb shit like burning themselves with boiling water outside. But how about peeing outside? Is that safe? Not so much, apparently.
An obscenely drunk guy wants entry to the bar? Gotta be careful if you’re a bouncer. But this bouncer has a great way of telling if the dude trying to get into his bar is just a little too trashed. And it’s hilarious.