Chris Spags
"Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.
Articles by Chris Spags
Humor
Man covered with 30,000 bees, local news spares no puns
In this clip from ‘Today in Amarillo’ (which is surely a non-stop thrill ride of news), a video is shown of a Polish man “conducting an experiment” that had him covered with 30,000 bees. It’s quite a sight to bee-hold. *slaps knee
Site News
SITE NEWS! Introducing ‘Women’, a new section helmed by Katie Nolan
Good news, everyone! In our ongoing quest to bring you content you can't find on any other men's site, we're hiring our Guyism Speed Round host/producer Katie Nolan full-time and expanding her role. Details within.
Humor
‘Thank You Facebook’ song is the worst thing to ever exist on many levels
Are you sick of hearing about Facebook today? Good news! I have more Facebook things for you! But this time, it’s a song dedicated to Facebook thanking the company for what it’s done. And the song is absolutely atrocious.
Humor
Former amateur boxer Eric Kelly trains Wall St. nerds, mocks them hilariously
Eric Kelly is one of the many boxers whose career ended before it really got going. So now, he’s a trainer at Church St. Boxing Gym, whipping nerds into shape. By which I mean making fun of them in hilarious and slightly degrading fashion.
Humor
And the most popular Guyism Speed Round of all-time is…
All week we’ve been counting down the most popular Guyism Speed Round videos of all-time and, today, we reach #1. This one is from January and it’s the FIRST video with Katie’s now-famous brick wall and Abe Lincoln mug. Take a look.
Humor
11 people on Facebook with very important things to say about its IPO
Facebook began trading on the NASDAQ today, marking one of the biggest initial public offerings in history. Naturally, Facebook users are talking about this historic event in their inimitable way.
Humor
Fat man falls out of window behind reporter, seems confused
Fat guys in camo shorts and bandanas don’t just fall from the sky. Unless you’re trying to do a live shot for CBS 2 in New York.
Humor
Condom company asks women what things they’d never put in their vagina
Irreverent condom company (because you definitely want a condom full of whimsy and wonder) Sir Richard has a new campaign asking women for rules on what they’ll never put in their vagina. It’s..uh..notable.
Music
The Cribs ‘Come on Be a No One’, Spotify Song of the Day
Today's addition to our Guyism Spotify Playlist is 'Come on, Be a No One' by The Cribs. It's alternative and a little grunge-y. You'll like it or I'll call your masculinity into question.
Humor
Dog’s desire to play with rake ruined by door frames
Adorable dog incompetence rules the day as this puppy tries to carry a rake in the house only to be repeatedly denied by the door frames’ constricting width.
Music
Fun. and Hayley Williams kill a cover of Gotye’s ‘Somebody That I Used to Know’
I love Gotye’s “Somebody that I Used to Know” (which is why it’s on our Spotify playlist). But Fun. and Hayley Williams doing an acoustic version kind of crushes the original. I would not be happy if I were Gotye.