Chris Spags
"Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.
Articles by Chris Spags
How to win at Internet dating
Women are always talking about how they love honesty and whatever, so this rejected application from eHarmony just seems unfair.
Quote of the Day
Australia's Federal sports minister (whatever the f that is) is pretty hot. So Zoo Magazine offered her 30k in whatever currency (koala droppings?) to pose nude. Her vaguely intrigued response...
"She had a chuckle at
"Second Life" relationship leads to real life divorce
Video games lead to divorce! Families torn apart by virtual infidelity! Oh woe is me!
TV
This reporter "can't hear shit"
Reporters cursing happens a lot. It’s kind of overkill at this point. But what makes this clip special is the absolute horror coming from the faces of the anchor when the reporter on site claims that she “can’t hear crap”.
It’s tough. She’s just a reporter trying to make
Movies
There's a new Watchmen trailer
I'm not like Comic Book Dork McGee or anything, but this movie is apparently all the buzz so a good amount of you might be interested in it. The movie The Watchmen has a trailer being attached to the new James Bond movie Quantum of Solace, which hits theaters tonight. And here it is, because you're
Do you have what it takes to title porn?
Yeah, I'm still in a combination of work/ad problem hell (some people are STILL seeing that fed up malware thing and I can't figure out where it's coming from and no one has been able to help me...so yeah, good times). But I have a commitment to you and that includes a certain number of posts a day.
Quote of the Day
Some old bitch got beaten up by gays for protesting their protest. Now she's thinking about pressing charges.
Carrying a large, Styrofoam cross, 69-year-old Phyllis Burgess showed up at a rally last Friday against Proposition 8, the ban on same-sex marriage that was passed on Election Day
A competition for Best Ass in the World you say?
Some company called Sloggi, who apparently sells underwear, held their annual competition for “Most Beautiful Bottom in the World”. I probably don’t need to say any more to get you to watch the video.
The female winner is Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak, a 20 year-old form Brazil. And with a
Inner city kids are crazy smart
From this site comes an image of an essay about school lunch written by a sixth grader in inner-city Philadelphia. Is he prepared for real life? You be the judge.
Hey look, Tila Tequila, how about that
From some bullcrap event for some bullcrap thing called “Super Models Unlimited Magazine’s 100 Most Beautiful Issue”.
This is the worst business offer I've ever received
I get a lot of crapty emails of stuff from this site. I like getting emails offering partnerships and ads and whatever, those are awesome. What I don’t like…business opportunities based around fat people copulating.