Articles by Colin Joliat
Carl’s Jr. has done plenty for horny and hungry guys, and the Hannah Ferguson filled extended cut of their newest commercial might be their greatest gift to man. At least it was until Paris Hilton showed up.
McDonald’s has the McGangbang and the Land, Sea, and Air; now the the creepiest royal in the fast food game is getting into the foray with this Burger King food hack involving the dumbest collection of patties you’ll see outside of Epic Meal Time.
There is no shortage of drinking on TV, but it always plays a backseat to some stupid story line. If you want TV shows about drinking and booze, these are the ones you need to watch.
We’ve all hammered out a few too many chili dogs on one occasion or another, but nothing compares to seeing MILWE Molly Schuyler destroy 5 lbs of chili dogs in two minutes. Don’t sweat the technique.
Summer beers are the best beers, mostly because they’ll be gone in a matter of months… just like the sun. Try any of these 12 summer beers while you still can!
Burger King wants you to think it’s tough to eat their Extra Long BBQ Cheeseburger, but this fast food hack proves it’s not so tough after all.
Pizza Hut unveils a new Cookie Pizza just as Domino’s is bragging about how theirs was a failure. Suck it, Noid.
It’s free Slurpee day from 7-Eleven! Rejoice and get brain freeze! Here’s everything you need to know about how to claim your free Slurpee.
TGI Friday’s is too classy for an all-you-can-eat buffet, but not an all-you-can-eat appetizer extravaganza! Time to finally ask out that thicky thick girl you eye every time the Nelly song comes on.
Tomorrow is National Pina Colada day, which is super important. Here are 10 things you probably didn’t know about the Pina Colada.
It’s impossible to watch baseball without drinking, and Target Field is making it even easier with new self-serve beer stands just in time for the All-Star game. It sounds like god’s gift to baseball, but is it?