Articles by Colin Joliat
Whiskey is a standard Christmas present, but if you want to step outside the grain, try giving one of these five rums. Each is still good for sipping but will remind the recipient of a sandy vacation instead of a snowy driveway.
Chipotle has the burrito game on lockdown so they’re setting their sights on something new – custom made pizzas that are baked to order and ready in just 2 minutes. Lunch may never be the same again.
Opening a case of beer shouldn’t be difficult, but most of you have been doing it wrong your entire drinking life. This easy lifehack will keep you drunk and mobile.
Picking a new bottle of whiskey can be tough, and as hard as we try, we can’t cover every single one for you. Thankfully Distiller, a whiskey search engine, exists
Table salt is for chumps. Step your seasoning game up by making your own Sriracha Sea Salt. It’s the easiest way to ensure you’re putting Sriracha on everything you eat.
A man in Japan stole $185,000 last year and spent it all to feed cats. That got us thinking about some of the ridiculous ways people might have used the more 62 billion dollars spent on pets in America this year. This list is why I only have a
Dumb moms everywhere claim you shouldn’t play with your food. If that’s the case though, why is Sriracha & Whiskey Candy shaped like a ninja? These easy to make candies are more fun than a barrel full of animal cracker monkeys.
If you fancy yourself a boozician, you could be in Budweiser’s next video. They’re making a beer bottle rendition of jingle bells with each of the notes played by a random fan on the internet. Get ready for your 2 seconds of fame!
Tequila Avión first started making noise as a story line on Entourage, but the tequila brand has far surpassed anything for which Turtle could have hoped. They released Avión Espresso this year, and it might be my favorite oddball spirit of 2013.
Watch out, Omaha Steaks, there’s another meat by mail player in the game. Vienna Beef parodied “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” to let people know they’ll send frozen wieners right to your door.
It’s Friday the 13th, which means the black guy dies first. In this case that black guy is Black Guy, and he has to survive eating 13 habanero peppers in 3 minutes.