Colin Joliat
Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the alcohol industry with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. When not passing off drinking as research, he can typically be found in parks trying to trick people into believing he's funny. Follow him on Facebook.
Articles by Colin Joliat
Food
Marijuana infused bacon is a real thing you can eat
Forget pot brownies, a butcher in Seattle is making marijuana infused bacon. It’s delicious proof that stoners will buy anything if you tell them there is pot in it.
Food
Chocolate fountain creates impressive optical illusion
What do you get when you combine a spinning chocolate sculpture and a perfectly timed strobe light? A mind-blowing optical illusion.
TV
‘Workaholics’ cast raps ‘Straight Out of Mordor’ on Conan
The cast of Workaholics appeared on Conan as their rap alter-egos, the Wizards, where they performed everyone’s favorite NSFW magical jam, “Straight out of Mordor.”
Movies
Ryan Gosling’s ‘Only God Forgives’ booed at Cannes
The cinematic elite, if only in their own minds, booed Ryan Gosling’s new movie, Only God Forgives, at the Cannes Film Festival. Maybe he should take that break from acting after all.
Movies
Metallica ‘Through the Never’ 3D concert/movie trailer
Metallica is coming to the big screen with their new film, Through the Never. It’s a 3D concert with a storyline woven throughout.
Movies
Jennifer Aniston strips in ‘We’re the Millers’ trailer
The We’re the Millers trailer features Jennifer Aniston giving a lap dance and stripping. Do you really even need to know what the movie is about?
Movies
Sneak peek at every guy’s nightmare in ‘Delivery Man’
Vince Vaughn’s new comedy Delivery Man features every guy’s nightmare: finding out they have a bastard kid. While you’re worried about one slipped nut, Vaughn dropped a load off at the clinic and wound up with 533 kids.
Music
Lil Dicky ‘White Dude’ is most Caucasian song ever
Lil Dicky is back to remind everyone he’s the best Jewish rapper in the game today. “White Dude” is a heart-warming tale of not being black, Hispanic, or female.
Movies
JGL loves porn and Scarlet Johansson in ‘Don Jon’ trailer
The Don Jon trailer just dropped, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt did a bang up job. Don Jon is Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s directorial debut, and it might be the first romantic comedy that’s actually worth watching.
Alcohol
West Sixth Brewing bitch fight with Magic Hat
An entertaining showdown is brewing between Magic Hat and Sixth West over a beer label that might be a little too similar. Can’t we all just get so drunk we forget trademark law ever happened? Apparently not.
TV
Random fan buys Eric Stonestreet $56 per pour boubon
Eric Stonestreet hit the big time with Modern Family, and he likes to celebrate each season by going to Vegas. He told Jay Leno about his last trip when a fan unknowingly offered to pick up a round of $56 per pour bourbon.