Colin Joliat
Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the alcohol industry with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. When not passing off drinking as research, he can typically be found in parks trying to trick people into believing he's funny. Follow him on Facebook.
Articles by Colin Joliat
Music
Lil Dicky ‘White Dude’ is most Caucasian song ever
Lil Dicky is back to remind everyone he’s the best Jewish rapper in the game today. “White Dude” is a heart-warming tale of not being black, Hispanic, or female.
Movies
JGL loves porn and Scarlet Johansson in ‘Don Jon’ trailer
The Don Jon trailer just dropped, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt did a bang up job. Don Jon is Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s directorial debut, and it might be the first romantic comedy that’s actually worth watching.
Alcohol
West Sixth Brewing bitch fight with Magic Hat
An entertaining showdown is brewing between Magic Hat and Sixth West over a beer label that might be a little too similar. Can’t we all just get so drunk we forget trademark law ever happened? Apparently not.
TV
Random fan buys Eric Stonestreet $56 per pour boubon
Eric Stonestreet hit the big time with Modern Family, and he likes to celebrate each season by going to Vegas. He told Jay Leno about his last trip when a fan unknowingly offered to pick up a round of $56 per pour bourbon.
Movies
Zod rains pain in Superman trailer ‘Fate of Your Planet’
Much of the hype surrounding the new Superman movie, Man of Steel, has been directed towards General Zod. He rains pain in the newest trailer, ominously titled “Fate of Your Planet.”
TV
Alice Eve says she was a naughty schoolgirl
We love Alice Eve, even more so now that she confessed to Conan that she was a naughty schoolgirl. Intentionally sticking her boobs out for the entire interview doesn’t hurt her cause either.
Alcohol
‘Game of Thrones’ meets a Coors Light commercial
Ever wonder what would happen if you mixed Game of Thrones with a classic Coors Light commercial? Of course you have. Well, ponder no more because it’s happened. Here’s to dragons…and twins!
Alcohol
Comedian Tom Green launches his own beer
Tom Green joined the ranks of celebrities with their own beer. He teamed up with Beau’s Brewing to create “The Tom Green Beer,” a milk stout with flavors of chocolate and coffee.
Movies
Everything wrong with ‘Mortal Kombat’ in 7 minutes
CinemaSins has cranked out more than 25 funny video critiques of movies. Identifying everything wrong with Mortal Kombat might be their biggest challenge yet.
Alcohol
Price for shitty beer drastically rises at bars
The price of shitty beer rose almost 7% in the last 7 months. It’s easy to blame the hipsters, but for once it’s not actually there fault. They’re still annoying though.
TV
‘Arrested Development’ running joke supercut
The secret to any successful comedy is gags that run throughout the series that make loyal fans feel special. Arrested Development has no shortage of inside jokes, 18 of which are represented in this supercut.