Colin Joliat
Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the alcohol industry with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. When not passing off drinking as research, he can typically be found in parks trying to trick people into believing he's funny. Follow him on Facebook.
Articles by Colin Joliat
Alcohol
A legal victory for ‘power hour’ lovers everywhere!
Did you know that the term “power hour” was trademarked? While you were sitting in the frat house yelling “drink” every sixty seconds, Ali Spagnola was busy fighting the good fight in court on your liver’s behalf.
Health
Coke’s ‘Coming Together’ fights back against obesity claims
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Coca-Cola is fighting back against Fatty McFatpants with a new ad campaign meant to show that Coke isn’t the enemy. It’s too late to reform Nanny Bloomberg and New York, but could this repair their image?
Alcohol
SoCo’s Comfortable Weather Guy is more accurate than Dopler
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Southern Comfort launched their “Whatever’s Comfortable” campaign last year, and it’s only getting better. Your favorite strutting fat man in a Speedo is back, and this time he comes bearing the weather report.
Alcohol
Dogfish Head brings back experimental ‘Noble Rot’
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Beer guys mock wine guys. Wine guy mock beer guys. Can’t we all just get along? The answer is yes, and the result is Dogfish Head’s “Noble Rot.”
Food
Taco Bell testing new ‘$1 Cravings Menu’
Not to be outdone by McDonald’s new menu items, Taco Bell is creating a “$1 Cravings” menu. It has some familiar items and a few new ones, but is really meant to simplify your menu scanning.
Food
First taste: McDonald’s Mighty Wings
Move over KFC, McDonald’s is expanding their talonprint on the chicken world. The fast food giant is strutting Mighty Wings into test markets.
Alcohol
Man chugs 6 beers in under 2 minutes – hilarity ensues
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Many people like to dabble in a little drinking on Sundays, but most don’t line up beers and start chugging them. While you’re sipping a Bloody Mary, this guy is going to town on six beers.
Alcohol
Megan Fox to be Brahma beer’s Carnival spokeswoman
Most celebrities shoot foreign commercials to pick up some spare change without bringing any attention to themselves. Megan Fox is doing the exact opposite as the new Brahma spokeswoman.
Alcohol
Dogs protect drunk man passed out in street
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It’s always risky to pass out at a party, but this guy has three canine protectors to ensure his dignity remains in tact. Talk about man’s best friend!
Alcohol
Cindy Crawford and Stacy Keibler get sexy for Casamigos tequila
If you want to walk in and find Cindy Crawford and Stacy Keibler in bed together, you better start drinking George Clooney’s Casamigos tequila·
Alcohol
Breathometer will get you drunker than ever
Breathometer is a new $20 attachment that turns your phone into personal breathalyzer. Now that’s a cheap blow job.