Colin Joliat
Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the alcohol industry with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. When not passing off drinking as research, he can typically be found in parks trying to trick people into believing he's funny. Follow him on Facebook.
Articles by Colin Joliat
Food
Infographic: The Shelf Life of Food
We’ve featured quite a few infographics here on Guyism. Some are just for fun. Others are an interesting topic. “The Shelf Life of Food” may be the most useful. If nothing else it will help you save money and stop wasting food.
Alcohol
Budweiser not watered down, lab results show
You’ve likely heard that two Philly man are suing Anheuser-Busch for watering down their beer. In the least shocking news of the week, lab testing has proven that they are wrong. The two men’s response to this evidence? “Nuh-uh!”
Alcohol
Official trailer for the movie ‘Average Party’
No matter how cool you think you are, not every party can be an epic rager. In fact, sometimes it’s just an average party. This is the story of one of those nights.
Alcohol
Macallan and Oakley team up for best whisky and flask ever
The Macallan | The Flask is the only vessel worthy of carrying The Macallan’s new 22-year old single malt scotch. The collaboration with Oakley is quite possibly the most badass flask of all time.
Food
10 facts about the man who invented the Oreo Separator Machine
David Neevel has created the ultimate Oreo Separator Machine to separate the cookie from the cream. Welcome to a world without war.
Food
Seven layer breakfast sandwich is an impressive feat
Yesterday we talked about fast food items that exceed the caloric decency threshold. Now we come across an amazing seven layer breakfast sandwich. It’s America at its finest.
Alcohol
2012 Alcohol Packaging Awards – Yes they exist
There's a fine line between clever alcohol packaging and turning a your product into a novelty act. We're not fans of overly clever bottles, but a little innovation goes a long way.
Alcohol
Infographic: 18 Flavors of Whiskey
Whiskey is a tricky beast to master so Sean Seidell has made an easy cheat sheet for you. It shows 18 different common flavors for each of the many types of whiskey.
Food
10 most unhealthy items at top fast food restaurants
No one is dumb enough to believe that fast food is good for you, but some of these calorie counts are astounding. Number one on the list is the equivalent of 8 orders of Sonic tater tots.
Alcohol
Beer tap built into couch would make MacGyver jealous
BottomsUp took the internet by storm last year with their distribution system that fills a beer cup, you guessed it, from the bottom up. They’ve made the jump to in-home units, and the results look spectacular.
Food
Steak ‘n Shake debuts giant 7×7 Steakburger
Steak ‘n Shake is laughing in the face of vegetarians everywhere with new their AllNighter Menu item known as the 7×7 Steakburger. This towering monstrosity is 7 Steakburgers, 7 slices of American cheese, and 7 years off your life expectancy.