Colin Joliat
Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the alcohol industry with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. When not passing off drinking as research, he can typically be found in parks trying to trick people into believing he's funny. Follow him on Facebook.
Articles by Colin Joliat
Alcohol
Victory Red Thunder time lapse shows rapid sellout
Goose Island isn’t the only brewery that can sellout a new release in a hurry. Victory accomplished that feat with Red Thunder in a mere seven seconds…kind of.
Alcohol
Red Stripe hacks a corner store and gets customers jammin’
I’m just about done with hidden camera reaction videos, but I have to give it up to Red Stripe. This is pretty creative.
Food
4 of the universe’s best pizzas
The debate about what style of pizza is the best will never die, but leave it to New York to claim they have the best of every one of them.
Alcohol
FastRack makes cleaning up beer bottles a breeze
Cleaning up empties after a party is a pain in the ass. No matter how dedicated your friends are to drinking all 12 ounces, undoubtedly a little remains behind. A new invention, FastRack, aims to fix that problem.
Food
Silver spoons and $500/ounce caviar now available in vending machines
Beverly Hills Caviar introduced a new vending machine in Burbank, CA. Either rich people have gotten extremely lazy, or wealth shaming has hit an all time high.
Alcohol
Spill-proof your alcoholism with a wine sippy cup
Vino2Go means you’ll never have to stop drinking wine just because you’re too drunk to hold onto your glass. A sippy cup isn’t just for kids anymore.
Alcohol
Strangest beer pong infomercial you’ll see today
Beer Pong Australia isn’t quite the loosest bloke in the world, but this informercial is almost as weird. I don’t know what’s going on in Australia, but I like it.
Alcohol
Stella Artois delivers a sexy holiday message
A Christmas card is useless without a picture, so don’t bother sending one. If you really want to pretend you care, send a video message from the lovely Carole and Stella Artois.
Alcohol
Study shows drunk people are better at surviving injuries
New research has proven that drunk people are better at life than their sober counterparts. This is yet another example of why science is awesome and can be used to justify my drinking habits.
Alcohol
Meet the three ‘winners’ of Budweiser Project 12
Budweiser challenged their twelve brewmasters to create a unique beer recipe fit to bear the king’s name. Six were chosen to be brewed, but only the top three are making their way to public gullets.
Alcohol
Masses of beer lovers line up to buy Goose Island
Black Friday isn’t just for broke people trying to get the deal of the century. The line to buy Goose Island’s Bourbon County coffee and cherry rye on Friday was wrapped around the liquor store.