Articles by Colin Joliat
I voluntarily chose to eat an entire raw onion as a fraternity pledge, but this little Russian girl loves eating raw onions. I’m crying just watching it. Someone get her an apple or at least an unripened pear!
1984 is one of those books that frequently gets cited even by people who haven’t read it. Thug Notes will help you pretend like you know what you’re talking about too.
Jimmy Kimmel has been killing it with the sketches, and you can add another to the list of greats. “Words From Your Mother” features moms reading their son’s rap lyrics. Who knew Big Sean’s mom loved ass so much?
Showtime is allowing people to watch the full season premiere of Dexter online for free, making the show officially the equivalent of crack.
What would you do if you opened your Taco Bell bags to find $3,600 in cash? I’d probably convince myself I could keep it so long as I eventually spent it all at the same Taco Bell.
Sometimes you just have to give the internet what it wants. Currently it wants Rachel McAdams and Noomi Rapace to kiss in the trailer for Passion, so that’s exactly what happened. Power to the people?
Fake science has shown that people consume beer and blogs in the same quantities. It only makes sense to then make an inforgraphic lengthily titled, “If you blog were a beer, which kind would it be?”
Not many authors deserve a TV series about them, but Ian Fleming is an exception. We don’t learn much in the trailer for Fleming other than that there is a TV channel called Sky Atlantic HD.
There are only so many hop puns available, so eventually breweries have to actually get creative naming their beers. Take Westheim Brewery for example, they named their new brew “Fucking Awesome Premium Pilsner.”
HBO Films doesn’t have a great track record, but the Clear History trailer starring Larry David and John Hamm gives reason for hope. If those two alone aren’t enough, it also features Batman, Kenny Powers, and Eva Mendez.
Samuel L. Jackson’s explanation on the Graham Norton Show of how he ended up in Star Wars and why Mace Windo’s light saber was purple proves he just like us, only badass.