Dan Seitz Dan Seitz is a semi-professional nerd (he'll have to code a homebrew game for the NES before he goes pro). He grew up fiddling with video game systems, computers, cameras, and other technology you should never hand to an eight-year-old if you want it back in pristine condition. Currently, he lives in Boston with his girlfriend, her cat, a Shih Tzu, and far too many objects with processors.

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VIDEO: Finally, a car stereo that can ignore you and make the roads safer

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One of the biggest problems on the road is distracted driving. Believe it or not, idiots yakking on their cell phones and fiddling with the radio are officially a bigger risk on the road than your buddy who always tries to drive home after drinking a dozen shots in an hour. Texting while driving is ... Read more

Pivothead Glasses to record 1080p, revolutionize porn

pivothead hidden camera glasses

We really don’t know why camera makers keep kidding themselves, especially people who make tiny little cameras. People are using them to shoot porno, guys. You may as well embrace it. It’s not like morally upright types are rushing out to buy tiny little cameras to hide on their person and film everything other people ... Read more

Casco ski helmets keep your goggles in place with magnets

casco magnetic goggles

If you’ve ever been skiing, you know one of the little annoyances is your goggles. You need them because otherwise you’re pretty much blind, but you also have to strap them to the back of your head. Leave it to the Germans, specifically sporting goods maker Casco, to solve this problem. With magnets. Read more

Power Felt: Finally, power in your pants

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Scientists are so adorable in their naive belief in things like “wearable computing”. Their sincere belief that we’d be caught dead in a skintight jumpsuit because it charges our phone is just so cute. But that hasn’t stopped them from developing clothes that can charge your phone, for some reason. Read more

Nike Flyknit shoes weigh as much as a sock, fit like a glove

Nike Flyknit running shoes

Marathon runners take shoe weight pretty seriously, for obvious reasons: the lighter the shoe, the easier it is on the runner. But Nike was also faced with a few problems, like the fact that socks aren’t known for their structural integrity. So they decided to basically make a knit shoe, complete with sole, to deal ... Read more

Google Flights overhauled for your smartphone

Google Flights

Google Flights is an incredibly useful search tool. Just find the airport you’re near, look up the city you want to go to, and it spits out a list of all possible round trip flights to your destination. Especially if you need a flight right away: choose your time flying out, choose your flight flying ... Read more

Nook Tablet gets an 8GB variant

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The Nook Tablet is a lot better than the Kindle Fire. For one thing, Barnes and Noble doesn’t care if you root the Nook Tablet. Well, they do, but unlike Amazon, they haven’t been trying to force customers to only run their software. In fact, the Nook being easily hackable made it our favorite cheap ... Read more

Ceton Infinitv-4: Finally, we can record four TV shows at once cheaply

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HDTV is a wonderful thing for dozens of reasons, not the least of which is that we can finally get more detail on our local anchorwoman’s cleavage. But it also means we can cram cable tuners and descramblers into smaller and smaller boxes, and more of them. Hence, the Ceton Infinitv-4 Read more

The Gucci Bicycle: Combining two forms of d-baggery at once

douchecycle by gucci

Most people who ride a bike to work are normal human beings. OK, they’re a bit more fit than the rest of us: they ride a bike to work. But they don’t think it makes them magical or perfect. In fact, if you’re being killed on gas, look into bike commuting: it saves you a ... Read more

Nevada approves self-driving cars; boy, they love to gamble, don’t they?

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Soon, cruise control might take on a whole new meaning, at least in Nevada: the state has just approved rules for robocars. Read more

DARPA may have just solved everyone’s WiFi problems

DARPA WiFi

DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency), if you’re not familiar, is the government’s mad science division. No, seriously; all the crazy strange stuff, from invisibility cloaks to computer controlled cockroaches, that you hear about? DARPA. Oh, also, they invented modern computers and the Internet. Read more