Dane Robert and Brandon Mendelson
Dane Robert (aka: Cornelio Prick) and Brandon Mendelson (aka: Hugeh Prick) are two assholes who answer your questions. They're fed up with the bullshit canned answers that syndicated columnists give to people like you. Check out their site DearPricks.com.
Articles by Dane Robert and Brandon Mendelson
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Dear Pricks: Cheating boyfriends and Roger Ebert
This week Dane Robert and Tracy Marquez answer some pressing questions. If you have a question that requires a bit more honesty than your mother’s advice, ask it here.
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Dear Pricks: Two-eyed chicks and Anthony Weiner
This week Dane Robert and Tracy Marquez are here to answer a couple of rather stupid questions. If you have a question that you don’t think is stupid, and needs to be answered honestly, ask it
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Dear Pricks: How to deal with crazy women and aliens
Guys on Guyism deserve a woman’s touch every now and then. Today is now and then. Brandon Mendelson has decided to take one in the rear and get bumped for a lady. In his place, the hilarity of Tracy Marquez is here to answer this week’s questions.
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Dear Pricks: Pot, funniness, and more
Dane Robert and Brandon Mendelson are just two average guys that offer nothing but the truth. If you’re looking for watered-down answers written in pastel colors, you’ve misspelled “I’m a pussy.” If you want honest answers and bad advice, ask your question here.
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Dear Pricks: Gaming, message boards, and more
Dane Robert and Brandon Mendelson are just two average guys that offer nothing but the truth. If you’re looking for watered-down answers written in pastel colors, you’ve misspelled “I’m a pussy.” If you want honest answers and bad advice, ask your question here. Who knows, you may
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Dear Pricks: Female pricks, toilet paper, and more
I regret to inform you that Brandon Mendelson is out this week due to an injury. If you'd like to show your support (and love), please feel free to visit the Caring Bridge site. We'll try to keep you posted on his progress. I also regret to inform you that Dane Robert is the only one you'll hear from today. Deal with it.
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Dear Pricks: Where’s Osama, zombies, and more
Dane Robert (aka: Cornelio Prick) and Brandon Mendelson (aka: Hugeh Prick) are two jerks who answer your questions. They’re fed up with the bullcrap canned answers that syndicated columnists give to people like you. You deserve the truth, even if it hurts. Dear Abby can kiss their backside.
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“Dear Pricks”: The only advice column that matters
Dane Robert (aka: Cornelio Prick) and Brandon Mendelson (aka: Hugeh Prick) are two jerks who answer your questions. They’re fed up with the bullcrap canned answers that syndicated columnists give to people like you. You deserve the truth, even if it hurts. Dear Abby can kiss their backside.
Advice
“Dear Pricks”: The only advice column that matters
Dane Robert (aka: Cornelio Prick) and Brandon Mendelson (aka: Hugeh Prick) are two jerks who answer your questions. They’re fed up with the bullcrap canned answers that syndicated columnists give to people like you. You deserve the truth, even if it hurts. Dear Abby can kiss their backside.
Advice
“Dear Pricks”: The only advice column that matters
Dane Robert (aka: Cornelio Prick) and Brandon Mendelson (aka: Hugeh Prick) are two jerks who answer your questions. They’re fed up with the bullcrap canned answers that syndicated columnists give to people like you. You deserve the truth, even if it hurts. Dear Abby can kiss their backside.