In a statement published on Wednesday, the RFET said it planned to sue Canal+ France for “publishing a video in which, as well as containing unacceptable and damaging insinuations, the federation’s emblem and anagram were used”.
The federation would be demanding that the video is withdrawn, the logo is not used again and that Canal+ pays damages for its unauthorised use, the statement added.

Here are two of the offending videos in question. The first of which has David Casillas, Pau Gasol, Alberto Contador and the aforementioned Rafael Nadal singing.

Again, let me stress, the videos are of PUPPETS. Is it going too far? Perhaps. Are the Spanish acting butthurt? Absolutely.

One can only hope the Spanish respond with a marionette show of Thierry Henry, Joakim Noah, and Andre the Giant in a ménage à trois. See, now that’s funny.

Spanish to sue over Nadal drug skit [Yahoo!]

A Boston love triangle of the incestuous variety? Sure, why not.

Friends report that Youk and Julie met at a postgame party at Patriot Place last year after that other New York team Jet-tisoned the Patriots out of the playoffs. Not a good night for Tom, but a rather good one for his sis!

It will be Nancy’s first marriage and Youk’s second. He was married in 2008, but turns out not legally, to Ben Affleck’s ex, Enza Sambataro. They split two years later and she resigned as CEO of his charity, Youk’s Kids.

We’re pretty sure Youk’s going with Julie here and judging from the photo below, it’s a wise decision.

(Julie on the far left and Nancy in the middle)

Tom Brady getting new bro-in-law: Red Sox’ Kevin Youkilis! [Boston Herald]

It’s disturbing—on so many levels. It almost caused David Feherty to stroke out.

[Golf Channel]

Judging from the amount of makeup on this young lady’s face and her loss of voice (presumably from drinking), I’m going to go ahead and say she’s single. If that’s the case, I hope she uses this video on her eHarmony profile. She’ll be to sure to attract the finest and smelliest of New York bachelors.

Oil Can Boyd, who pitched for 10 years in the Major Leagues, has admitted to using cocaine while on the mound. He went so far as saying that 2/3 of the time he was called on to pitch, he was high as a kite. Boyd also claims he could have won twice as many games had it not been for the white stuff.

You don’t say? Cocaine can have long-lasting effects?

“Oh yeah, at every ballpark,’’ he said. “There wasn’t one ballpark that I probably didn’t stay up all night, until four or five in the morning, and the same thing is still in your system. It’s not like you have time to go do it while in the game, which I had done that.
“Some of the best games I’ve ever, ever pitched in the major leagues I stayed up all night; I’d say two-thirds of them,’’ said Boyd. “If I had went to bed, I would have won 150 ballgames in the time span that I played. I feel like my career was cut short for a lot of reasons, but I wasn’t doing anything that hundreds of ballplayers weren’t doing at the time; because that’s how I learned it.

Uppers were very popular with players in the 70s, 80s and 90s so Boyd’s admission isn’t that shocking. Several clubhouses even had greenies in their coffee to give guys an extra boost. Will that age now be known as the “Amphetamine Era.” Doubtful.

Unfortunately, the average fan views performance enhancing drugs as steroids and HGH. Stimulants, like cocaine and greenies take a back seat.

Doesn’t say much about the perceived intelligence of baseball fans.

[VIDEOS: 5 tips for a good meltdown]

None of those however included a coach calling their players obese bovines. Listen as this Houston high school coach goes off on her cheerleaders calling them, “highfalutin heifers.”

Although I can’t say I’m all that familiar with cheerleading coach rants, this has to rank among the best. Not surprisingly, the young woman was relieved of her duties. Hopefully, her second job as a motivational speaker pays enough for her mortgage.

Cheerleader says coach called them ‘heifers’ [Click2 Houston]

After Tyler Zeller split two free throws, freshman Austin Rivers waltzed down the court with only a few seconds left and put a stake through the Tar Heels heart.

Rivers finished the game with 29 points on 6-10 from three-point land in one of the more exciting rivalry games we’ve seen between these two schools in quite some time. Here’s some screengrabs of the shot and subsequent reaction from both teams.

[ESPN]

Things escalated when the mother of a Santa Maria player darted onto the court to confront the referee.

The mother was escorted out of the gym by school security, but in a matter of minutes players, parents and students rushed the court in a full on fist fight.

Police say they are sorting through several statements to determine who will be charged with assault and/or disorderly conduct since several punches were thrown.

Yes, if you must know, I’ve created a nickname for this infamous brawl. Because of the school’s religious affiliation, it will now be referred to as the “Malice at the Chalice.”

By the way, police are still looking for video of the fisticuffs to identify participants. So yes, if you were there, send police what you have. Then, send it to me so we can properly award the 2012 “Dad of the Year.”

It’s only February but good ol’ Juan Doe here has a fighting chance for the title.

Jamie Moyer, 49, is not ready to call it quits as a MLB pitcher. On January 18th, he signed a minor-league deal with the Colorado Rockies in the hopes of making a comeback from Tommy John surgery. Oddly enough, the Rockies did not even exist when Moyer started his major league career during the Reagan administration.

With some uncertainty as to where his career is going, Moyer is finally unloading his Seattle home, a place he has held on to for over a decade.

Some features of the luxurious estate:

-7 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms
-7100 square feet
-oak floors and coved ceilings
-theater room
-updated modern kitchen
-outdoor pool
-Rv/boat parking

Veteran MLB Pitcher Jamie Moyer Lists Seattle, Washington Tudor [Realtor.com]

Maybe drinking bubbly with the fellas in a Jacuzzi is the norm in Slovakia—I can’t speak with any knowledge on that. And maybe Cibulkova is their version of Danica Patrick. You know, a slightly successful female athlete who uses her body to sell products.

So, for now, with no other information, we’ll just go with that. Keno10 is to Cibulkova as Go Daddy is to Patrick. Raise your hand if you have a complaint. No takers? Good. Just watch then.

It appears the girl in the red got the worst of that fight when the blond beast with Uggs jumped in late. Something that I’m sure put a smile on Tom Brady’s face. He may not be winning on the field folks, but in the streets of New York, trashy white girls are wearing his boots.

“I enjoyed it for a week. I was like, you know what, this really belongs more to the fans than it does to me or for me selling it, because if I were to sell it on Craigslist or eBay or wherever, then that person may then sell it to the Falcons or to the Saints,” Rowell said. “It’s just stuff that you can’t, as a die hard fan you just can’t do that.”

And with that, we now have concrete evidence as to how the Patriots were able to win XXXVIII. Congrats Bill Belichick. Spygate was just a ruse to distract us from your real leg up on the competition.

Panthers fan finds Carolina’s Super Bowl playbook at yard sale [WCNC]

Doesn’t speak well for the city of New York, female fans, drunk white women, and Kate Upton look-alikes.

@SearsGarnett via @JimmyTraina

Folks, take note, this is how you successfully troll a player and an entire fanbase. The fine people at Pawngo, an online pawn shop, dropped 900 pounds of Butterfinger candy bars this morning for Wes Welker in the center of Center of Copley Square in Boston.

While Giants fans celebrated their victory at the Parade in New York City – Boston locals got a 900 pound sweet surprise courtesy of Pawngo in the center of Copley Square in the heart of Boston. 900 pounds, or 8,000 bars of Nestle Butterfingers were piled high with a sign entitled, “Thank you Wes Welker” – making everyone in the area stop to take pictures, grab a bar, and have a laugh.

Best trolling ever? Perhaps. Excellent way to market yourself? Absolutely.

No word on whether the stunt was orchestrated by Gisele Bundchen.

(Photos via Katherine Castro Photography)

Last night, McGee provided some more hysteria by rushing back to get on defense. The problem? The Wizards still had the ball.

Thank you JaVale McGee. Thank you for continuing to give us fans something and someone to root for in an otherwise boring NBA season.

GIF via the very talented @TruthAboutIt

Gross.

Safe to say Strahan enjoys being a circus freak of sorts. Both with his messed-up grill and freakish fingers. Seriously man, get thee to a dentist to fix that over-sized gap.

Despite my undying love for Greek goddess Maria Menounos, she is an evil Patriots fan. A diehard one at that. And she paid up a bet with fellow Extra host A.J. Calloway by showing up in Times Square in a bikini.

There’s not much else that needs to be said here. Although we would have enjoyed Calloway in a Pats cheerleader outfit had their been a different result, we’re content with Menounos in a bikini. Here’s the segment if you missed it.

According to Deadspin, North Platte is the hometown of the Patriots’ Danny Woodhead. So, I guess there’s some cross appeal or something there.

Either way, who cares. Bad beer + unfunny actor = dumb commercial.

Here’s M.I.A. flipping off the crowd last night.

I’m willing to give M.I.A. the benefit of the doubt here. Perhaps she was just letting the viewing audience know she’ll be in the next filming of Team America.

“AMERICA, F-CK YEAH”

Don’t feel too bad for Tom Brady folks. Yes, the loss was devastating, perhaps the worst of his career, especially given the missed opportunities on the last few plays.

In the end though, he’s still much better off in life than…well, everybody. Here’s his smokin’ hot wife Gisele Bundchen comforting him after the loss.

Speaking of those last few plays, apparently Gisele was not pleased with the work of the wide receiving core.

While waiting for the elevator to leave the VIP suites at Lucas Oil Stadium, Giselle said, “My husband can not f****ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”

So, Thanksgiving dinner at the Welker’s is going to be a bit awkward isn’t it?