Jason Epstein
Jason Epstein is a nationally published freelance writer living in the greater NYC area. He's known for his close friends/good conversations/playing bass/wind in the face/rocking out/reading up/holding it down/good times/turning on dimes/and sometimes trying to rhyme(s). His work can be found on Made Man, ScreenJunkies, GuySpeed, Gunaxin, SoundCtrl, Punk News and Dying Scene, among other online publications.
Articles by Jason Epstein
Humor
9 types of drivers that piss everyone off
Have you ever wondered why every time you get in your car you seem to be the only competent one out there? In the spirit of holding up a big middle finger to your daily commute, here's a list of all the different drivers that piss us off.
Humor
7 of the worst types of roommates
We’ve all had to deal with the dreaded roommate; from psychos to painful introverts to sociopaths to slobs, they’ve become a fixture in the lives of those who can’t afford their own place or prefer to live in the company of a crappy roomie over none at all.
Alcohol
9 stages of a hangover
When we’re hungover, we may not realize it, but we go through a few different stages. One hungover morning in college I woke up with my pants filled to the brim with candy.
Advice
8 things you should not bring to the bar
Today we’re going to talk about something very important: what NOT to bring to the bar. If you want to have a successful evening then let’s be clear on this. Crystal. Clear.
Food
8 of the most ridiculously unhealthy chain restaurant dishes of all time
Sometimes chain restaurants hate their customers so much that they literally want to end their lives by the only legal means available: serving us their delicious, fattening foods.
Humor
7 of the best things stoners do
Ah, stoners. You come in many shapes, sizes and colors and yet we all seem to have the same couch-napping, Five Guys-craving expectations for you. Stoners are known for a lot of things, but here are some of the best things they do.
TV
13 of the best cartoon shows we watched as kids
As a kid, what better way was there than to unwind than by getting completely absorbed in one of our favorite cartoons?
Humor
12 reactions people from the past would have to modern things
Sometimes we wonder what it would have been like to grow up without the comforts and technology of today that keep us safe, entertained, informed and healthy.
Advice
7 guilty pleasures men usually won’t admit to
The last I checked it's 2011: a year when gay marriage became legal in New York, females have more influence than they ever have in the workforce and the gap of strictly male and female past times is getting pretty blurry. So, in the spirit of changing times here's a list of "guilty pleasures" for men that need not make men feel guilty any longer.
Food
7 surprising foods that match perfectly with bacon
We all know that bacon is great by itself or in a BLT or on a cheeseburger, but what about some unexpected, yet imaginative ways to incorporate more of this meat-manna from heaven into our daily diet?
Movies
7 features we wish movie theaters had
Oftentimes, the quality of a local movie theater will range from shitty to adequate, but we go to them anyway.