Articles by Jason Epstein
The great but relatively young country of America is a place that has inherited cuisine from all over the world and transformed it into its own.
Most of us who aren’t sociopaths don’t go around sticking our middle fingers in other’s faces, and yet, this gesture is so ubiquitous in so many places around the world, allowing us to show our distaste with gusto or jokingly offer it to an offending jackass.
I’m part of a couple and you might be too. Maybe you’re even part of the couple I’m a part of (and if you’re reading this I’m sorry, baby.) But it’s got to be said; though love is a wonderful thing, couples often aren’t. Here are the worst things about
Crowd-sourcing sites like Kickstarter are amazing tools that can help aspiring creative get their ideas out to the masses – but it’s also a haven for talentless weirdos and entitled celebrities to peddle promises and deliver self-indulgence to those willing to shell out for it.
Have you ever peered into your cocktail glass, swirled its contents, taken a sip and then pondered the meaning of life as its flavors merged with your very consciousness? No?
Finishing moves, infinite lives, extra ammo and more: cheat codes make us feel like hackers in real life and Gods in the games we play. Let’s head back to our childhood with some of the best cheat codes ever.
We all learned how to drive in a similar way, and yet, we all drive differently. So for the sake of commuters, road warriors, truckers, road trippers and all the rest, let’s just agree on a few things that really should have been taught in Driver’s Ed.
Having a big bank account, big muscles and a big penis may make you irresistibly attractive to shallow women no matter what your other qualities are, but those things do not make you a badass.
Water, coffee, more alcohol, death: we all know about these standard solutions to hangovers, but what about some of the more outlandish ones that provide that hangover remedy you’ve been praying for to any god, deity or spirit who will listen to your tortured cries?
Sure, big breasts are great and most women who have them like them, but did you know that there are some pretty big reasons that women hate their big breasts? (Whaaaaaat? I know, right?!?)
Did you think that there were just one or two types of bacon? The kind that goes into a BLT and the kind that starts with the word Canadian? Oh boy you are wrong. Let’s beast out virtual gourmand-style, on a wonderful diversification of bacon meats.