Jenni Maier
Articles by Jenni Maier
Advice
7 of the worst ways to propose to a woman
Women expect to hear something romantic, like you swooped down on a flying unicorn and popped the question as you flew past the sunset. No one wants to hear that you asked her during halftime to order some more wings and/or marry you.
Lifestyle
7 types of annoying female behavior explained
There's no doubt women can be nice to look at or great to feel up, but we sure can be hard to understand. We say things we don't mean, we do things we don't want to, and we insist on washing our hands after going to the bathroom. It can be downright confusing to be around us. Read the scientific explanations behind our actions here.
Lifestyle
6 things every girl is afraid to do in front of her man
It's not that we don't want to spend every single waking moment together -- it's more like we don't want you to realize that we have flaws, quirks, and normal body functions.
Advice
7 types of people who ruin watching a movie
When people go to the movies, they expect the story to be amazing, the popcorn to be artery-bursting buttered, and the audience to be quiet. However there are certain people out there that destroy the movie watching process.
Advice
6 signs you spend too much time online
It's easy to get addicted to the Internet. One day you're responding to a Facebook wall post and the next you're running a successful farm with over 46 different crops. In fact, it's not uncommon to go on IMDB to look up an actor's name and spend the next 12 hours watching every movie trailer made in 1999.
Advice
7 things in your apartment that will scare a woman away
The second a woman walks into your apartment after a date (or drunken bar make-out), you can usually assume you'll at least be getting to second base. However, if you have any of the following items in your apartment, it's a safe bet she'll walk right back out that door.
Advice
7 male fashion trends that never should have happened
Fashion is constantly evolving from season to season and therefore it's inevitable that among all the awesome fads and great new styles, a few horrific trends pop-up. And it's always the worst trends that not only stick around the longest, but also make appearances in retro Facebook albums.
Advice
7 tips for getting a second date
Almost all single women will accept an invitation to go on a date provided the guy isn't a registered sex offender or Michael Lohan. However getting that elusive "yes" to a second date can often be more of a challenge.
Advice
7 ways to ensure you’ll be single for the rest of your life
What about the people who never want to date or find true love? The spinsters, the hermits, and the men who will eventually be profiled on 'To Catch a Predator'? Well finally, there's a guide for them on on how to remain single, alone, and satisfied for the rest of their lives.
Lifestyle
7 ways to spot a former frat boy
Despite chugging away 90% of their college experience, the majority of fraternity members do graduate from college, obtain employment, and live among us in the real world. They blend in so well with the rest of society that it can be almost impossible at times to spot them.
Advice
7 things women are worried about on a first date
Have you ever been out on a date with a woman and gotten the feeling she's not listening to anything you're saying? Trust me, she's trying very hard to focus on the words coming out of your mouth. However she's much more preoccupied by all the thoughts running through her head.